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elizabethwest said:
UK.

Susan: Some men were born lucky. Some men were born very lucky.

Sally: What was Patrick born?

Susan: A tripod.



This was before she referred to him as a "pole vaulter donkey man." ;)
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Oh. Lucky fucker.

I'm a tripod anyway. :( If my dick was longer I could be a quadraped. :( I think I'll tie it to the fence post again and run away, fast.
 
RedHairedandFriendly said:
grown??? I'm sure!!!
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Yes, it has, lengthways. As thin as a javelin now, though.











It would look good with doughnuts thrown on it. And if that isn't a big fucking hint then I don't know what is!!!!!
 
lilredjammies said:
I'm back, and curious as to whether anyone even noticed I was gone...
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Sweetheart, how could we NOT notice that luscious AV missing from our screens.

:rose:
 
frazzled but...surprisingly upbeat.
gatta pack. donwanna.
just do it.
no, donwanna.
listen, you piece of lazy shit, pack already.
ill do it after the meeting.
youll be to tired, just do it.
fuck off and leave me alone.
fine, wait until later and see just what you get accomplished.
im tired of you bossing me around. how about you just eat shit and die.
 
:)
vella_ms said:
frazzled but...surprisingly upbeat.
gatta pack. donwanna.
just do it.
no, donwanna.
listen, you piece of lazy shit, pack already.
ill do it after the meeting.
youll be to tired, just do it.
fuck off and leave me alone.
fine, wait until later and see just what you get accomplished.
im tired of you bossing me around. how about you just eat shit and die.
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LOL :)
 
vella_ms said:
frazzled but...surprisingly upbeat.
gatta pack. donwanna.
just do it.
no, donwanna.
listen, you piece of lazy shit, pack already.
ill do it after the meeting.
youll be to tired, just do it.
fuck off and leave me alone.
fine, wait until later and see just what you get accomplished.
im tired of you bossing me around. how about you just eat shit and die.
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Well if that's the way you feel about it we're leaving. :p

*Big Hug*

It'll be alright, you'll see.
 
vella_ms said:
youre leaving me?
how could you???!!!
bastard!
i still love you though.:kiss:
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Do yu have any idea how adorable you are when you lose all contact with reality??

:kiss: :heart: :kiss:
 
matriarch said:
Do yu have any idea how adorable you are when you lose all contact with reality??

:kiss: :heart: :kiss:
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matski
reality is for those without imagination. it scares me that thing you call reality. henceforth and towhit, i shall endevor to strike it from my mind and the upcoming meeting minutes...no one will notice.
 
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