Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Three

LanguageOfLove · Dec 2, 2017

PapaRomantic said:
Christmas cheer for her means dreaming about a tall, dark, fit Santa in a Speedo and a closely cropped beard.

(These are supposed to be lies, remember? LOL That sounds ok for me..lol)

He thinks that this year, Mrs. Santa's daughter should be the one to deliver all the gifts, so he can see her in a hot red dress...lol

barefootgirl69 · Dec 2, 2017

PapaRomantic said:
Christmas cheer for her means dreaming about a tall, dark, fit Santa in a Speedo and a closely cropped beard.

He switched our bedtime story from Snow White and the Seven Dwarves to Santa and the Seven Elves... like I wouldn't figure it out.

walkingeagle · Dec 2, 2017

barefootgirl69 said:
He switched our bedtime story from Snow White and the Seven Dwarves to Santa and the Seven Elves... like I wouldn't figure it out.

She never abused me with Moocha

Pantyboy74 · Dec 2, 2017

barefootgirl69 said:
He switched our bedtime story from Snow White and the Seven Dwarves to Santa and the Seven Elves... like I wouldn't figure it out.

She actually has hobbits feet.

LostGirlTink · Dec 2, 2017

Stole all the oreos.

LanguageOfLove · Dec 2, 2017

Pantyboy74 said:
She actually has hobbits feet.

Can speed up time travel in any moment in time, a great asset to have

Pantyboy74 · Dec 2, 2017

LostGirlTink said:
Stole all the oreos.

Never going to happen. Horrible things.

Got arrested for selling fairy dust...

LanguageOfLove said:
Can speed up time travel in any moment in time, a great asset to have

Is able to break hearts from 1000's of miles away.

LanguageOfLove · Dec 2, 2017

Pantyboy74 said:
Never going to happen. Horrible things.

Got arrested for selling fairy dust...

Is able to break hearts from 1000's of miles away.

Can tell what kind of panties a person is wearing from 1000's of miles away...lol

walkingeagle · Dec 2, 2017

LanguageOfLove said:
Can tell what kind of panties a person is wearing from 1000's of miles away...lol

Hates deserted islands

LanguageOfLove · Dec 2, 2017

walkingeagle said:
Hates deserted islands

i have to say it...gotta say it..

Doesn't know how to fish! lol

walkingeagle · Dec 2, 2017

LanguageOfLove said:
i have to say it...gotta say it..

Doesn't know how to fish! lol

Thinks a stiff rod is for something other than fishing

PapaRomantic · Dec 2, 2017

walkingeagle said:
Thinks a stiff rod is for something other than fishing

Christmas gifts for family this year consist of 10 cashews and two red vines licorice candy in a ziploc baggie.

Hypoxia · Dec 2, 2017

Cheats at Parcheesi.

LanguageOfLove · Dec 2, 2017

Hypoxia said:
Cheats at Parcheesi.

Can't seem to sit still, so he has a seatbelt for his chair... (its a lie ...lol)

GoldenBooty · Dec 2, 2017

LanguageOfLove said:
Can't seem to sit still, so he has a seatbelt for his chair... (its a lie ...lol)

Specializes in Furby graffiti

LanguageOfLove · Dec 2, 2017

GoldenBooty said:
Specializes in Furby graffiti

Can make pancakes while doing Achey Breaky Heart dance...

HBergeron · Dec 2, 2017

LanguageOfLove said:
Can make pancakes while doing Achey Breaky Heart dance...

Has an overwhelming fetish for dripping candle wax on her husband's chest.

PapaRomantic · Dec 2, 2017

LanguageOfLove said:
Can make pancakes while doing Achey Breaky Heart dance...

She loves December 1st because she wears the first of her 25 Christmas sweaters - one for each day until Christmas!

LanguageOfLove · Dec 2, 2017

PapaRomantic said:
She loves December 1st because she wears the first of her 25 Christmas sweaters - one for each day until Christmas!

Stop telling the truth...lol kidding!

Welllll he loves December 1st as well because he gets to wear his 25 Christmas underpants...lol

GoldenBooty · Dec 2, 2017

LanguageOfLove said:
Stop telling the truth...lol kidding!

Welllll he loves December 1st as well because he gets to wear his 25 Christmas underpants...lol

Has a pink tool set at home

LanguageOfLove · Dec 2, 2017

GoldenBooty said:
Has a pink tool set at home

lol

Tries to hang up pictures with dry pasta noodles...lol

papadoc19 · Dec 2, 2017

She is mute

LanguageOfLove · Dec 2, 2017

papadoc19 said:
She is mute

He sings opera in the shower with the shower head as his microphone

PapaRomantic · Dec 2, 2017

birdy_sw said:
She's a pyromaniac.

She can fart the first line of "Jingle Bells."

LanguageOfLove · Dec 2, 2017

PapaRomantic said:
She can fart the first line of "Jingle Bells."

He wraps his presents with gum wrappers all taped together, it takes an awful long time to wrap presents that way...lol

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