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islandjoe2
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Not sure who the fat man is or why he wants a one-legged woman, but at least it got you to open this post.
I am legitimately searching though. Here's a list of what I'm looking for....
- Recommendations for restaurants near San Francisco airport. I'm open to all food types, but prefer somewhere not busy, lots of parking and with good dessert. Also, they have to accept American Express.
- Someone to Netflix and Chill with. Like, for reals. I mean, I've had sex and watched movies before, but not since it had an actual name. I need to experience it and see if it's any different from the old days.
- A new cinnamon roll recipe. Not overwhelmingly sweet, emphasis on the roll part, and with raisins. The raisins must be moist when the rolls are done.
- A 1982 Honda Civic hatchback, in running condition. Color doesn't matter but I'm kind of particular about the interior. No poop stains on the seats, no cigarette smells, etc.
- What's a step down from soulmate? I'm not looking for someone to run away with, leaving all our earthly responsibilities behind with ne'er a care in the world, but it would be nice to find that spark again. I could expound on this, but it's been my experience the flutters can come from anywhere, why set arbitrary limits?
- Jokes. I need jokes.
- Call me.
I am legitimately searching though. Here's a list of what I'm looking for....
- Recommendations for restaurants near San Francisco airport. I'm open to all food types, but prefer somewhere not busy, lots of parking and with good dessert. Also, they have to accept American Express.
- Someone to Netflix and Chill with. Like, for reals. I mean, I've had sex and watched movies before, but not since it had an actual name. I need to experience it and see if it's any different from the old days.
- A new cinnamon roll recipe. Not overwhelmingly sweet, emphasis on the roll part, and with raisins. The raisins must be moist when the rolls are done.
- A 1982 Honda Civic hatchback, in running condition. Color doesn't matter but I'm kind of particular about the interior. No poop stains on the seats, no cigarette smells, etc.
- What's a step down from soulmate? I'm not looking for someone to run away with, leaving all our earthly responsibilities behind with ne'er a care in the world, but it would be nice to find that spark again. I could expound on this, but it's been my experience the flutters can come from anywhere, why set arbitrary limits?
- Jokes. I need jokes.
- Call me.