TheOlderGuy
Purveyor of Pleasure
- Joined
- Nov 21, 2001
- Posts
- 21,956
Cow, how! Goat fedd isn't half bad.
HuH??
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Cow, how! Goat fedd isn't half bad.
HusH??
Well damn, that was kinda sexy.
What is it with all of you and your word fetishes?
Sometimes, I just can't come naturally.
I enjoy masturbating over some memes.
And they accuse ME of having old fetishes?
I don't care if they're cold or not. The important thing about breasts is that they still have that bounce.
Wow! You have the witch's tits, eh?
Yes, my new toy is made of chromoly.
Who's nancy?
Who's my aunt?
Hey, if you don't fuck your own extended family, I have no hope for you.
Why am I suddenly dueling with pistols?
Has someone slathered your hot dog with mayo?
I never like that white stuff on my wiener.
Sorry, but couldn't come up with a better mistress. This one's too furry.
Try the cheese board; I'm sure there's some brie or Jarlsberg to satisfy a hungry woman.
Do you serve wine wearing only a straw hat?
Oh . . . oh, Tio, I think you've got an admirer.
Try to keep it down, you two. I'm trying to watch the game here.
The game's called "Misquote the Person Above You."
See how she spurts?
Yeah! And I wanna hear you squeal like a pig!