Go Back   Literotica Discussion Board > Main Literotica Forums > General Board

Reply
 
Thread Tools

Old 05-10-2018, 09:15 PM   #1
Wat_Tyler
Spambivalent
 
Wat_Tyler's Avatar
 
Wat_Tyler is offline
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Westmoreland Eastmoresea
Posts: 26,206
TSCLT 5.0:The Hemi Dungeon Powered By Bacon

Okay, SS killed off the old thread with a mass of bewbage, but it was a death worth dying.


Except for one post on it, which shall live in Infamy for the duration of Lit and all the knuckleheads who post here. Knuckleheads is an HD Term of Endearment, so no knotting up your knickers.


As this has been since the dawn of whenever, a blurt thread. We talk about Hemis, Mopars, laugh at Fords, Toyotas even, coins, yardwork, other word, eating out, cooking bacon, 'Murrikun made motorsickles, housepets, houseplants, politix - sometimes . . . whatever. The more outrageous, the more better.


No rules, really. Just don't quote the asstrash that most of the other posters, historically, have on iggy. Oh, and post nekkid bewbs whenever possible. And knife-wielding babeh dux . . . .





edit: typo
__________________
"Seeking new nadirs in sordid behavior"
~HST


Last edited by Wat_Tyler : 05-11-2018 at 07:03 AM.
  Reply With Quote

Old 05-10-2018, 09:16 PM   #2
Wat_Tyler
Spambivalent
 
Wat_Tyler's Avatar
 
Wat_Tyler is offline
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Westmoreland Eastmoresea
Posts: 26,206
Five point oh!!! C&P isn't always mah friend . . . .


__________________
"Seeking new nadirs in sordid behavior"
~HST

  Reply With Quote

Old 05-10-2018, 09:21 PM   #3
Wat_Tyler
Spambivalent
 
Wat_Tyler's Avatar
 
Wat_Tyler is offline
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Westmoreland Eastmoresea
Posts: 26,206
But, apparently, the edit function is.


__________________
"Seeking new nadirs in sordid behavior"
~HST

  Reply With Quote

Old 05-10-2018, 09:24 PM   #4
thÝr
Karhu-er
 
thÝr's Avatar
 
thÝr is offline
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The 49th State
Posts: 71,326
The tread title has reminded me that I will be using a little bacon to make the hash tonight for dinner unless it's a salad night..
__________________
It is better to go skiing and think of God, than go to church and think of sport. - Fridtjof Nansen

Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible. - Dalai Lama
  Reply With Quote

Old 05-10-2018, 09:27 PM   #5
Wat_Tyler
Spambivalent
 
Wat_Tyler's Avatar
 
Wat_Tyler is offline
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Westmoreland Eastmoresea
Posts: 26,206
I'm digesting a lovely s'ghetti meal under a fabulous chocolate milkshake.


I will sleep like the dead, what with a busy day and a well-fed Wat after supper.


Enjoy your hash.


__________________
"Seeking new nadirs in sordid behavior"
~HST

  Reply With Quote

Old 05-10-2018, 09:28 PM   #6
thÝr
Karhu-er
 
thÝr's Avatar
 
thÝr is offline
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The 49th State
Posts: 71,326
Quote:
Originally Posted by Wat_Tyler View Post
I'm digesting a lovely s'ghetti meal under a fabulous chocolate milkshake.


I will sleep like the dead, what with a busy day and a well-fed Wat after supper.


Enjoy your hash.
It will be good. It's leftovers from last night's gala dinner.
__________________
It is better to go skiing and think of God, than go to church and think of sport. - Fridtjof Nansen

Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible. - Dalai Lama
  Reply With Quote

Old 05-10-2018, 09:36 PM   #7
Wat_Tyler
Spambivalent
 
Wat_Tyler's Avatar
 
Wat_Tyler is offline
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Westmoreland Eastmoresea
Posts: 26,206
Quote:
Originally Posted by thÝr View Post
It will be good. It's leftovers from last night's gala dinner.

I took the cat's g/f out for dinner and shakes were an impromptu idea for dessert.


She goes back on duty this weekend.


I also got her another set of wheels to drive, and she's likin' that. If you let your shit sit, it deteriorates.


__________________
"Seeking new nadirs in sordid behavior"
~HST

  Reply With Quote

Old 05-10-2018, 10:36 PM   #8
Chancellor_Palpatine
Literotica Guru
 
Chancellor_Palpatine's Avatar
 
Chancellor_Palpatine is offline
Join Date: Feb 2018
Posts: 983
Fuck you, AJ!!
  Reply With Quote

Old 05-11-2018, 12:45 AM   #9
thÝr
Karhu-er
 
thÝr's Avatar
 
thÝr is offline
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The 49th State
Posts: 71,326
Quote:
Originally Posted by Wat_Tyler View Post
If you let your shit sit, it deteriorates.
I took the cruiser for a drive on Monday.
__________________
It is better to go skiing and think of God, than go to church and think of sport. - Fridtjof Nansen

Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible. - Dalai Lama
  Reply With Quote

Old 05-11-2018, 04:40 AM   #10
WoundedKnee
Literotica Guru
 
WoundedKnee's Avatar
 
WoundedKnee is offline
Join Date: Oct 2017
Posts: 6,690
Bacon? Bacon? Now I'm in the mood for some chopped chorizo.
__________________
When you let the freaks run the show, all you get is a freak show.
  Reply With Quote

Old 05-11-2018, 04:41 AM   #11
WoundedKnee
Literotica Guru
 
WoundedKnee's Avatar
 
WoundedKnee is offline
Join Date: Oct 2017
Posts: 6,690
Oh, look! I got the lucky post # 10!
__________________
When you let the freaks run the show, all you get is a freak show.
  Reply With Quote

Old 05-11-2018, 04:42 AM   #12
WoundedKnee
Literotica Guru
 
WoundedKnee's Avatar
 
WoundedKnee is offline
Join Date: Oct 2017
Posts: 6,690
The Truman Trump Show

https://www.nationalreview.com/2018/...uch-in-common/

Nothing but show business!
__________________
When you let the freaks run the show, all you get is a freak show.
  Reply With Quote

Old 05-11-2018, 04:57 AM   #13
WoundedKnee
Literotica Guru
 
WoundedKnee's Avatar
 
WoundedKnee is offline
Join Date: Oct 2017
Posts: 6,690
Wink From the plucky ducky thread.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Wat_Tyler View Post
I do need to wear an Arafat do-rag when riding in that thing with the top down. This cracker burns.


I think I might almost prefer to take it to work next week instead of the company rag. I doubt it, but we'll see. The cat's g/f can drive it some instead of just the truck and keep everything in good working order.


There is a son of a bitch storm outside, complete with hail. The cat doesn't seem to like it. He's under the chair. Poor little fucker.


The mailman hasn't brought me my shit yet, and this isn't acceptable. Neither rain, nor snow nor gloom of night, nor hale, nor being in Wat's crosshairs . . . .



Probably not a great idea to head in this direction, on a bike, this time of year when thunderstorms and electrical storms can suddenly pop up, often with violence.
__________________
When you let the freaks run the show, all you get is a freak show.
  Reply With Quote

Old 05-11-2018, 05:01 AM   #14
bellisarius
Literotica Guru
 
bellisarius is offline
Join Date: Oct 2017
Posts: 2,254
Quote:
Originally Posted by WoundedKnee View Post
The Truman Trump Show

https://www.nationalreview.com/2018/...uch-in-common/

Nothing but show business!
So I'll take lucky 13 on a Friday.

Good article. It seems that the people are finally getting used to separating Trump 'the Carnie Barker' from the Trump policies. That doesn't bode well for the left either. As bad as Kanye in a MAGA hat.
__________________
If you want to anger a conservative, lie to them. To anger a liberal, tell them the truth.
  Reply With Quote

Old 05-11-2018, 05:04 AM   #15
WoundedKnee
Literotica Guru
 
WoundedKnee's Avatar
 
WoundedKnee is offline
Join Date: Oct 2017
Posts: 6,690
As Melania's numbers continue to rise, we can take that as a measure of hidden support.




Hawaii
If they're beginning to suspect that there will be a big blow, why is everyone sheltering in place?
__________________
When you let the freaks run the show, all you get is a freak show.
  Reply With Quote

Old 05-11-2018, 06:03 AM   #16
WoundedKnee
Literotica Guru
 
WoundedKnee's Avatar
 
WoundedKnee is offline
Join Date: Oct 2017
Posts: 6,690
Here's a random thought. What if Kim is getting ready to flip sides?
Xi treats him like shit and Trump is acting as if he respects him.
Perhaps he really does want trade with South Korea.
He has lots of cheap labor and they speak Korean.
He can do that, retain control, and...



Not be a puppet.




Hat tip: Norman Rogers.
__________________
When you let the freaks run the show, all you get is a freak show.
  Reply With Quote

Old 05-11-2018, 06:22 AM   #17
bellisarius
Literotica Guru
 
bellisarius is offline
Join Date: Oct 2017
Posts: 2,254
Oh, I forgot to relate a story from last Friday's breakfast club meeting.

My DEA guy was driving back from El Paso (he drive an unmarked pick up, looks quite mundane until he turns on the lights) and was behind a semi. The trailer had those little doors mounted in the doors that you see on many rigs these days. The little doors were open and all of a sudden a face appears looking out of the little door. So he chuckled to himself, got on the radio and called the State Police. He stayed behind the semi until the State cops pulled it over. 24 illegals in the trailer.

Sightseeing can be hazardous to your freedom.
__________________
If you want to anger a conservative, lie to them. To anger a liberal, tell them the truth.
  Reply With Quote

Old 05-11-2018, 06:23 AM   #18
WoundedKnee
Literotica Guru
 
WoundedKnee's Avatar
 
WoundedKnee is offline
Join Date: Oct 2017
Posts: 6,690
People amaze me.

20-year-old whiskey in six days:
http://reason.com/reasontv/2018/05/0...istillery-booz
__________________
When you let the freaks run the show, all you get is a freak show.
  Reply With Quote

Old 05-11-2018, 06:24 AM   #19
WoundedKnee
Literotica Guru
 
WoundedKnee's Avatar
 
WoundedKnee is offline
Join Date: Oct 2017
Posts: 6,690
Quote:
Originally Posted by bellisarius View Post
Oh, I forgot to relate a story from last Friday's breakfast club meeting.

My DEA guy was driving back from El Paso (he drive an unmarked pick up, looks quite mundane until he turns on the lights) and was behind a semi. The trailer had those little doors mounted in the doors that you see on many rigs these days. The little doors were open and all of a sudden a face appears looking out of the little door. So he chuckled to himself, got on the radio and called the State Police. He stayed behind the semi until the State cops pulled it over. 24 illegals in the trailer.

Sightseeing can be hazardous to your freedom.
Mama always said, stupid is...,
__________________
When you let the freaks run the show, all you get is a freak show.
  Reply With Quote

Old 05-11-2018, 06:27 AM   #20
bellisarius
Literotica Guru
 
bellisarius is offline
Join Date: Oct 2017
Posts: 2,254
Quote:
Originally Posted by WoundedKnee View Post
People amaze me.

20-year-old whiskey in six days:
http://reason.com/reasontv/2018/05/0...istillery-booz
Well, that has my attention. Aging IS an issue.
__________________
If you want to anger a conservative, lie to them. To anger a liberal, tell them the truth.
  Reply With Quote

Old 05-11-2018, 06:29 AM   #21
WoundedKnee
Literotica Guru
 
WoundedKnee's Avatar
 
WoundedKnee is offline
Join Date: Oct 2017
Posts: 6,690
If we can apply it to people, we can get more Soylent out of them quicker.


__________________
When you let the freaks run the show, all you get is a freak show.
  Reply With Quote

Old 05-11-2018, 06:30 AM   #22
Wat_Tyler
Spambivalent
 
Wat_Tyler's Avatar
 
Wat_Tyler is offline
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Westmoreland Eastmoresea
Posts: 26,206
Happy Friday!!!


I think that it is today that makes six years. It was a Friday, too. We still miss you, and we probably always will.


Every time I see a dead cat, I send him your way so that you can ease his transition into that dimension.


The earthquake still hasn't gotten me . . . yet . . . .


__________________
"Seeking new nadirs in sordid behavior"
~HST

  Reply With Quote

Old 05-11-2018, 06:32 AM   #23
WoundedKnee
Literotica Guru
 
WoundedKnee's Avatar
 
WoundedKnee is offline
Join Date: Oct 2017
Posts: 6,690
Don't let the landslide bring you down either.
__________________
When you let the freaks run the show, all you get is a freak show.
  Reply With Quote

Old 05-11-2018, 06:39 AM   #24
Wat_Tyler
Spambivalent
 
Wat_Tyler's Avatar
 
Wat_Tyler is offline
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Westmoreland Eastmoresea
Posts: 26,206
No, it doesn't. It's just a damned shame to see someone called home to Allah in what seems like too many years too soon.


Today is my last Friday of lollygagging - back to work on Monday.


The bionic part feels almost . . . normal this morning.


It's about Allah damned time, you know?


__________________
"Seeking new nadirs in sordid behavior"
~HST

  Reply With Quote

Old 05-11-2018, 06:42 AM   #25
WoundedKnee
Literotica Guru
 
WoundedKnee's Avatar
 
WoundedKnee is offline
Join Date: Oct 2017
Posts: 6,690
It is and we are thankful that you are without pain now.



We were so tired of listening to you go on and on about it.
__________________
When you let the freaks run the show, all you get is a freak show.
  Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump



All times are GMT -4. The time now is 07:41 PM.

Copyright 1998-2013 Literotica Online. Literotica is a registered trademark.