Old 01-01-2013, 01:34 AM   #75376
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Does a chicken have lips?
That's one for Yahoo Answers...
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Old 01-01-2013, 01:36 AM   #75377
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*shrugs* i wouldn't know.
Thanks, wondering what BiGuyMN will respond with..
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Old 01-01-2013, 01:39 AM   #75378
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Thanks, wondering what BiGuyMN will respond with..
oh. he'll agree that he's a dork.
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Old 01-01-2013, 01:41 AM   #75379
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That's one for Yahoo Answers...
If only Yahoo Answers had all the answers.....
 

Old 01-01-2013, 01:42 AM   #75380
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Old 01-01-2013, 01:43 AM   #75381
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Old 01-01-2013, 01:43 AM   #75382
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Old 01-01-2013, 01:43 AM   #75383
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oh. he'll agree that he's a dork.
He's a giant dork. LOL
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Old 01-01-2013, 01:47 AM   #75384
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My Magic 8 Ball wasn't much help either.
 

Old 01-01-2013, 02:00 AM   #75385
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My Magic 8 Ball wasn't much help either.
You're in deep shit now!
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Old 01-01-2013, 02:00 AM   #75386
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He's a giant dork. LOL
LMAO!!!!
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Old 01-01-2013, 02:03 AM   #75387
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Old 01-01-2013, 02:08 AM   #75388
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What was the question again? Something about chickens having lips?
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Old 01-01-2013, 03:19 AM   #75389
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Old 01-01-2013, 07:51 AM   #75390
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Old 01-01-2013, 08:49 AM   #75392
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Old 01-01-2013, 10:52 AM   #75395
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Old 01-01-2013, 10:59 AM   #75396
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Old 01-01-2013, 11:28 AM   #75398
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Old 01-01-2013, 12:37 PM   #75400
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