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Curious....
So if the "non attractive" ones are sexy and seem to garner interest and the good looking are at times cold and boring, which do men honestly want to date?
....in my experiences it is the eye candy regardless of personality and such.
Maybe one day men will see value in the rest of us.
Julybaby said it straight up. Nice job.
You can spot sexy a mile away, it a glow in her smile, walk, the way she carries herself. And it gets even better when you hear the confidence in her voice.
How do I fit in, I’m going with bona fide sexy minx today.
Tomorrow it might be your average coffee drinking milf.
I like changing it up.
So happy to see you, Papa C.There's a super old song (I have no clue what the name is and I didn't want to bother looking up the lyric to find the name but by now I could have searched and found the song title and artist and saved myself a lot of extra typic but instead you all get to enjoy my stream of consciousness) that had a lyric that asked the question "what do you get when you fall in love?"
Is the answer universal? The aspects of love are obviously different but is true love universal for all?
And then it was Friday.
Orgasm prediction time. How many will you have between now and 8am Monday morning?
I’d give up:
gourmet coffee and chocolates and settle for Dunkin’ Donuts and Dove.
I’ll cut my vacations 2 day shorter.
No drinking on Tuesdays and Thursdays
No more than 6 pairs of new shoes per year.
*doesn't include boots*
Reduce my showers to only 20 mins.
Substitute Cottonelle toilet paper instead of Charmin
Promise to eat left overs.
Reduce grumbling by 25% when it comes to laundry, inlaws and junk mail.
And promise to ask for help when I need help.
*accepting friendly reminders when necessary.*
And then it was Friday.
Orgasm prediction time. How many will you have between now and 8am Monday morning?
One. Possibly two. And it'll happen between grocery shopping and Target shopping. Don't hold me to that, though.
Okay, it's a little unfair to predict now since it's halfway through the weekend, but I'll go with 6. Sunday morning is my jam.
*bows down to the queen*6?! That’s it in your allalonerockingthenokidshousepleasewhycantthisbeme!
Swallows hard and blushes, I’m past 6 and it’s early Saturday night.
Thinks about tonight, does the sexy wink to hubby and smiles.
And then Sunday. Oh boy!! Holy bejesus.
I’m going with, giggles... 20.
Calls myself slighkly insatiable and darts off to shower.
Okay, it's a little unfair to predict now since it's halfway through the weekend, but I'll go with 6. Sunday morning is my jam.
You silly boys and your one and done orgasms.
Damn, wander away for a bit and the place becomes a ghost town.
If you had one place in time you could go back and resurrect, where would it be and of course the why is as important as the where.
Wait a minute D... this one's not a necrothread yet. Your loosing your edge here. Dig a little deeper. Or find the right buttons to push at the least.
Wait a minute D... this one's not a necrothread yet. Your loosing your edge here. Dig a little deeper. Or find the right buttons to push at the least.
Jon Snow pushes alllllllllll my right buttons. Just sayin'.