HILFs and MILFs and GILFs

Hypoxia · Jun 13, 2018

I am a HILF, a Highly Intelligent Life Form, known to you humans as a cat. (No, HILF does not mean Hobbits I'd Like to Fuck. Hobbits stink.) I observe the human family I own, especially those frenzied females considered MILFs and GILFs. I recount their adventures, not bothering to involve myself because eww, humans... Some of their antics are pretty wild. But no tentacles. Well, not many.

Hypoxia · Jun 14, 2018

a few dozen views and no replies. I guess this is a loser.

Carnevil9 · Jun 14, 2018

Sorry, that's the wrong type of pussy for this website.

Also, I'd rather read about the Hobbit. Yes, a Hobbit who goes on a camping trip with thirteen very horny dwarves.......

SimonDoom · Jun 14, 2018

Hypoxia said:
a few dozen views and no replies. I guess this is a loser.

I suggest that the absence of tentacles is the problem.

Hypoxia · Jun 15, 2018

SimonDoom said:
I suggest that the absence of tentacles is the problem.

Cats with tentacles creep me out. YMMV.

SimonDoom · Jun 15, 2018

I'm having trouble with this one because I do not see how to play up the cat pov in a way that's erotic. What do you imagine the cat seeing?

Hypoxia · Jun 15, 2018

SimonDoom said:
I'm having trouble with this one because I do not see how to play up the cat pov in a way that's erotic. What do you imagine the cat seeing?

The cat sees all. This a variant of the motel-mirror-as-witness trope, but with living eyeballs and cattitude. Maybe our HILF cat observer IS exited, but not by what sparks humans. Hilarity ensues.

Sir_Maveric · Jun 15, 2018

SimonDoom said:
I'm having trouble with this one because I do not see how to play up the cat pov in a way that's erotic. What do you imagine the cat seeing?

I definitely see an upskirt theme beginning and maybe something to do with fish.

(Yes, someone was bound to say it. I just got it out of the way.)

Hypoxia · Jun 16, 2018

Sir_Maveric said:
I definitely see an upskirt theme beginning and maybe something to do with fish.

(Yes, someone was bound to say it. I just got it out of the way.)

The HILF cat observes calmly, objectively, until tuna salad sandwiches appear.

Jada59 · Jun 16, 2018

Gee... I'm a cat too!

Hypoxia · Jun 16, 2018

Jada59 said:
Gee... I'm a cat too!

But can you be a bored and snarky observer of human sexual activity?

HILFs and MILFs and GILFs

Hypoxia

doesn't watch television

Hypoxia

doesn't watch television

Carnevil9

King of Jesters.

SimonDoom

Kink Lord

Hypoxia

doesn't watch television

SimonDoom

Kink Lord

Hypoxia

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Sir_Maveric

Really Experienced

Hypoxia

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Jada59

Literotica Guru

Hypoxia

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