3 ladies are having a private hen party to celebrate a divorce. It's not like anyone really did any planning though, so it starts with the three of them drinking, listening to some loud music, and doing just enough dancing to get hungry. One of them orders pizza.
The house is in delivery area, but the driveway is full. A trail comes from the road up a gentle slope from the mailbox to the front door, but an updated sewer line was put in just a few days ago, and was barely filled in before the weather turned to rain for 3 days, and the delivery guy finds this when he sinks to his knees while walking up the trail. Getting out of the mud is easy, but now he's muddy from the knees down.
When the ladies answer the door for their pizza, the owner of the house is upset that the delivery guy is all muddy, and it's all her contractor's fault. (well, that and the weather) It's still storming out, so she insists on washing his pants/shoes/socks and calling his boss to smooth out any problems with his missing some work. It's only after they get his clothes in the wash that it occurs to the ladies that there was this little party going...
Delivery guy is near enough to the end of his shift that he's ok with having a drink or two. Sure, these women are all older, but they're all at least fairly nice looking... Three drinks later and he's too tipsy to drive. The clothes have made it through the wash and go into the dryer. He's offered a place to sleep tonight, and he can drive out in the morning, when he's sober. By the 5th drink, as the ladies are drinking as well, he's given the offer "Which one of us would you like to sleep with?"
The house is in delivery area, but the driveway is full. A trail comes from the road up a gentle slope from the mailbox to the front door, but an updated sewer line was put in just a few days ago, and was barely filled in before the weather turned to rain for 3 days, and the delivery guy finds this when he sinks to his knees while walking up the trail. Getting out of the mud is easy, but now he's muddy from the knees down.
When the ladies answer the door for their pizza, the owner of the house is upset that the delivery guy is all muddy, and it's all her contractor's fault. (well, that and the weather) It's still storming out, so she insists on washing his pants/shoes/socks and calling his boss to smooth out any problems with his missing some work. It's only after they get his clothes in the wash that it occurs to the ladies that there was this little party going...
Delivery guy is near enough to the end of his shift that he's ok with having a drink or two. Sure, these women are all older, but they're all at least fairly nice looking... Three drinks later and he's too tipsy to drive. The clothes have made it through the wash and go into the dryer. He's offered a place to sleep tonight, and he can drive out in the morning, when he's sober. By the 5th drink, as the ladies are drinking as well, he's given the offer "Which one of us would you like to sleep with?"
