Have you ever_____?

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we've all had our moments

HYE been confused for being the opposite sex?

In the 7th grade I dressed up as Elvira because I thought she was cool.

My father didn't warn me about what would happen at school he supported it instead.

Have you ever dressed up as the opposite sex because you thought the person was cool and not in a sexual way?
 
Nope. Never did that and chances are I never will.

HYE been smacked by your S/O for seemingly no reason?
 
Nope. Never did that and chances are I never will.

HYE been smacked by your S/O for seemingly no reason?

Ha, yeah. Every now and then he gets bored so he'll pick a fight with me just to get a reaction. ie random swat on the ass while I walk by simply "because it's there".

HYE listened to erotic audio while driving?
 
Ha, yeah. Every now and then he gets bored so he'll pick a fight with me just to get a reaction. ie random swat on the ass while I walk by simply "because it's there".

HYE listened to erotic audio while driving?

Nope. I can't chew gum and walk let alone drive and listen to anything

HYE gotten annoyed with a female mate you like b/c she makes sexual comments knowing you do not wish to hear them?
 
Nope. I can't chew gum and walk let alone drive and listen to anything

HYE gotten annoyed with a female mate you like b/c she makes sexual comments knowing you do not wish to hear them?

well, no...not really...I think I may be the annoying one...:eek: :rolleyes:

HYE been told that your remark was "innappropriate" ? :eek:
 
well, no...not really...I think I may be the annoying one...:eek: :rolleyes:

HYE been told that your remark was "innappropriate" ? :eek:

A couple of times... I tend to speak my mind a lot and sometimes put my foot in my mouth

HYE watched a person from the other side of the room trying to strum up a reason to talk to them or what to say?
 
A couple of times... I tend to speak my mind a lot and sometimes put my foot in my mouth

HYE watched a person from the other side of the room trying to strum up a reason to talk to them or what to say?

Often. I am not very good at opening lines.

HYE had someone use a really corny line on you?
 
God Yes; women and men-- always uncomfy with the latter

HYE bagan the New Year with a resolution and kept it for the entire year?

I decided to go vegetarian and kept it for 10 years.

HYE used a really corny pickup line just to see if it worked?
 
HYE used a really corny pickup line just to see if it worked?

Wow! Kudos on the vegetarian lifestyle!

Lol, never used a pick up line actually...In social situations, I'm either quiet and observing, or drinking and running my mouth.

HYE been in a Coyote Ugly situation?
 
No and no one would ever want me on top of a bar anyway!

HYE sought out the guy/girl in the room whom everyone else was ignoring?

hahahaha.. I was that girl in the room who everyone was ignoring.

HYE had a body part accidentally exposed? (or is that just the kardashians?)
 
hahahaha.. I was that girl in the room who everyone was ignoring.

HYE had a body part accidentally exposed? (or is that just the kardashians?)

That is an understatement, you are too full of Oomph for any one to ignore.I once flashed my dick for everyone to see while playing in a football match.


HYE been turned on by a sweating and grunting soccer player ?
 
HYE had a body part accidentally exposed? (or is that just the kardashians?)

I was pantsed during flag football in high school. I had the ball and took off. Guy dove for my flag, caught my pants, which were those "tear-away's" with the buttons on the side...yeah...

HYE used your position at work to get some "action"?

Nah...I'm pretty strict with the no mixing biz and pleasure. Everyone knows everyone in the industry.

HYE given or received road head?
 
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I do like sweating and grunting..
I have not used my position at work to get laid..
I have helped time pass during a long road trip (if ya know what I'm sayin' )

HYE accidentally left your porn up on your computer when guests came over?
 
I do like sweating and grunting..
I have not used my position at work to get laid..
I have helped time pass during a long road trip (if ya know what I'm sayin' )

HYE accidentally left your porn up on your computer when guests came over?
No. I'm usually very careful with my porn.

HYE been caught masturbating to porn?
 
No.

HYE masturbated side by side with your partner?

Yes, but it didn't last to cumming, which I thought would have been great. (We fucked instead. Sounds like I'm complaining, doesn't it?)

HYE cum onto someone's clothes and ruined them?
 
Yes, but it didn't last to cumming, which I thought would have been great. (We fucked instead. Sounds like I'm complaining, doesn't it?)

HYE cum onto someone's clothes and ruined them?

No.

HYE cum in your underwear?

Yes but my porn isn't mine anymore. It's our "porn". She uses it when I am out of town. ;)

HYE had sex together while watching porn and tried to imitate the action on screen?
 
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