Tiffani Finds Herself A Sex Object

Being the only Asian wife among my husband Milton's business associates and clients who's wives are almost all Real Housewives Reality TV-types made me a bit insecure and nervous to ask Milton to pay for my recent makeover.

The attention I received has been amazing, overwhelming, and a little embarrassing. Milton at first enjoyed asking me to dress sexier when attending parties where he had to impress a new client. But when he began to notice that I started to dress sexier for parties and events without needing to be asked and I'll admit I enjoyed how some of his colleagues, more confident when drunk, practically compete against each other to flirt with me. Milton then began to complain about how I dressed "too sexy" when "not necessary." By then, I had a whole new, sexier wardrobe that I loved and didn't feel like going back to dressing the same as the other boring wives.

Blonde For The Summer

I've decided to go blonder this summer. I really like it... but I was unprepared for how much it made men notice me in a way that was flattering, surprising, embarrassing and... interesting.

If you're PMing me to say "nice pics" as if that sounds like you're not doing the same thing 98% of guys do, I'll just ask you to talk about celebrities and porn stars because I know if you're someone hired to chat, you'll start the same silly excuses and stalling questions. I'm not being bitchy by saying/doing this. I'm being nice and saving you from wasting your time.

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