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Old 03-27-2018, 11:18 PM   #51
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So online dating is not going well. Random meeting of men in real life isn't working. So if someone could key me in on where these guys are being kept, I would appreciate the information.

I should probably say, I am 53. Somewhere around my age would be helpful.
If you figure this out please help a sister out and clue us other single ladies in.
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Old 03-28-2018, 11:06 AM   #52
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I think I saw one in the bushes outside your bedroom window. He seemed nice.
....checked both places.......nada!!
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Old 03-28-2018, 11:07 AM   #53
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I sure will! It does seem to be a mystery!!
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Old 03-28-2018, 05:26 PM   #54
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I sure will! It does seem to be a mystery!!
I wear blinders walking out my front door. After being offered a ride home on a girl's huffy (bicycle) by an interested suitor as I passed the convenience store, I had to decline.

The suitor:
5 feet tall
105 lbs dripping wet
Loves to smile with only 4 teeth
You can smell the liquor a few feet before he arrives

The offer of a ride home sitting on the handle bars was not quite the most tempting offer.

I do hope during your travels and chats, your experiences were slightly more captivating 😓
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Old 03-28-2018, 06:11 PM   #55
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So online dating is not going well. Random meeting of men in real life isn't working. So if someone could key me in on where these guys are being kept, I would appreciate the information.

I should probably say, I am 53. Somewhere around my age would be helpful.
As others have pointed out, it's surprising that you of all people are having a hard time with the boys. Personally, I'd think the opposite would be true, where you are having to step over them to get to your mailbox. But, that's just me
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Old 03-28-2018, 08:33 PM   #56
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Where are they hiding?

In my case, I think that they all went into the witness protection program
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Old 03-28-2018, 09:48 PM   #57
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So online dating is not going well. Random meeting of men in real life isn't working. So if someone could key me in on where these guys are being kept, I would appreciate the information.

I should probably say, I am 53. Somewhere around my age would be helpful.
You have gorgeous legs!
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Old 03-28-2018, 09:59 PM   #58
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I was hoping he was found by now.
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Old 03-28-2018, 10:42 PM   #59
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So what happened on some of your dates to have gone wrong. I would have thought the dating apps would open a whole New world of people that you probably would not have met otherwise.
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Old 03-28-2018, 10:43 PM   #60
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In my case, I think that they all went into the witness protection program
Hmmm, they are not feeding the fishes are they?
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Old 03-29-2018, 02:05 AM   #61
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I wear blinders walking out my front door. After being offered a ride home on a girl's huffy (bicycle) by an interested suitor as I passed the convenience store, I had to decline.

The suitor:
5 feet tall
105 lbs dripping wet
Loves to smile with only 4 teeth
You can smell the liquor a few feet before he arrives

The offer of a ride home sitting on the handle bars was not quite the most tempting offer.

I do hope during your travels and chats, your experiences were slightly more captivating 😓

Lol....I have had my share of those experiences....
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Old 03-29-2018, 02:09 AM   #62
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As others have pointed out, it's surprising that you of all people are having a hard time with the boys. Personally, I'd think the opposite would be true, where you are having to step over them to get to your mailbox. But, that's just me
You are kind to say that....but the reality is I seem to be too old and not in model shape. I believe the guys are preferring a lady on their arms which make them feel younger as well
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Old 03-29-2018, 02:11 AM   #63
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I was hoping he was found by now.
Afraid not......
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Old 03-29-2018, 02:14 AM   #64
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So what happened on some of your dates to have gone wrong. I would have thought the dating apps would open a whole New world of people that you probably would not have met otherwise.

Oh they do.....lol.....including a felon and a man who needed to walk me to the restroom because his mom would want him to ( and this same guy was so awkward to talk to that a stranger in the area asked me if I was ok or was being kept there against my will....lol).

I probably could write a book on bad dates....lol.
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Old 03-29-2018, 02:22 AM   #65
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I don't want one and they are coming out of the woodwork, hopefully one of them will find you.
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I don't want to be known as that bitch that won't reply to a PM so anything but the most basic Hi, what are you doing PM will likely get a brief reply. The second message of this type likely won't, the third such message will likely get you put on ignore.

My birthday is not November 30. It is March 29.
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Old 03-29-2018, 02:23 AM   #66
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Old 03-29-2018, 02:45 AM   #67
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Lucky you!!!!!
Not so much, truth be told.
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South of Superior, WI there is a Holly Lucius Road, my Step Father gave me the nickname Holly Luscious when I was about 16 as a takeoff on that name. Using that here as my username. and the darn computer butchered it.

I don't want to be known as that bitch that won't reply to a PM so anything but the most basic Hi, what are you doing PM will likely get a brief reply. The second message of this type likely won't, the third such message will likely get you put on ignore.

My birthday is not November 30. It is March 29.
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Old 03-29-2018, 03:06 AM   #68
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Hey I got one for you Julybaby04 I can be your boyfriend. I am a boy and a friend. lol Sorry just had to say this lady.
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Old 03-29-2018, 11:07 AM   #69
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Hey I got one for you Julybaby04 I can be your boyfriend. I am a boy and a friend. lol Sorry just had to say this lady.
...that is cute!!!
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Old 03-29-2018, 10:37 PM   #70
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Not so much, truth be told.
Enjoy that problem...lol
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Old 03-29-2018, 11:05 PM   #71
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Seems the older one becomes, the shallower the boyfriend pool gets.

We need an app or something dedicated to us more seasoned ladies.
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Old 03-30-2018, 12:10 AM   #72
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Seems the older one becomes, the shallower the boyfriend pool gets.

We need an app or something dedicated to us more seasoned ladies.
That's because we are dying off. Lol
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Old 03-30-2018, 12:14 AM   #73
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That's because we are dying off. Lol
LMAO. I really shouldn't laugh at that, but that was funny.
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Old 03-30-2018, 01:13 AM   #74
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LMAO. I really shouldn't laugh at that, but that was funny.
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Old 03-30-2018, 01:45 AM   #75
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I'll keep an eye out, up here, for one.

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