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Old 04-14-2018, 01:54 PM   #126
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eeek - ok i cant top that one!!

a very awkward one for me was a blind date which ended up being the ex that I had just had a very horrid break up with...

I can laugh about it now!


Now that is pretty bad (and pretty funny!)

Felons seem drawn to me as well..... (some of us have and some of us don't...lol)
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Old 04-14-2018, 01:58 PM   #127
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its prob those legs and being able to detect a naughty streak...
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Old 04-14-2018, 02:03 PM   #128
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its prob those legs and being able to detect a naughty streak...
Lol....don't think so....lol. (That photo is ten years old).

Probably more of that they are not as picky...
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Old 04-14-2018, 02:06 PM   #129
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or that they want someone who can handle them!
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Old 04-14-2018, 02:17 PM   #130
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or that they want someone who can handle them!
.....probably not me then.....
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Old 04-15-2018, 09:23 AM   #131
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on where these guys are being kept
I'm unsure if we mean the same by "a boyfriend", but, being ~20y younger than you and looking just for a nice, manly enough individual to date (at least to date, for the start) - it's the same here!

The answer is obvious and I believe you know it: everywhere and nowhere. All around, at usual routine places. The challenge is in matching.. in finding the same spark of interest that you have.

I wish us ladies patience and a bit of luck - everything else we usually have by default.
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Old 04-16-2018, 11:31 AM   #132
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Old 04-16-2018, 01:51 PM   #133
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...lol....still questing....lol
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Old 04-16-2018, 05:11 PM   #134
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I might say hiding in the same place as some of the non bf guys, problem is all the good ones are jaded along with good women that they are too scared to see eachother.
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Old 04-16-2018, 05:31 PM   #135
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I might say hiding in the same place as some of the non bf guys, problem is all the good ones are jaded along with good women that they are too scared to see eachother.

You could have a very good point.
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Old 04-16-2018, 08:14 PM   #136
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By now lady you should 100 boyfriends right?
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Old 04-16-2018, 08:27 PM   #137
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By now lady you should 100 boyfriends right?
....lol.....not hardly. Just one special one is all I need....I'm
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Old 04-16-2018, 09:16 PM   #138
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....lol.....not hardly. Just one special one is all I need....I'm
Not greedy!!
Hi there, Read all of the interactions and have to say you are not alone! As a dare I posted on a site primarily intended for one night booty calls. I have received over !00 offers from ladies 21-58
many very,very good-looking. Some obviously after employment at removing currency from my wallet. What I really observe is a hell of a lot of very lonely women at least in the Seattle area. When I got some honesty (finally!) That was really it. Women just want a strong trustworthy guy
I felt like a snake once this became clear and will rethink this before I hurt anyone. There must be women out there that just wanna get properly laid and exhausted!! My Lament
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Sometimes things turn out when you least expect it so just keep on trying. There is a guy out there for You.
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Old 04-17-2018, 01:03 AM   #140
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But in all this time I would have thought you would have the one by now lady.
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Old 04-17-2018, 09:08 PM   #141
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Best of luck to you. Being a 53 year old male has it's disadvantages too. Like no more new car smell!
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Old 04-17-2018, 09:27 PM   #142
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Sometimes things turn out when you least expect it so just keep on trying. There is a guy out there for You.
...lol...maybe.
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But in all this time I would have thought you would have the one by now lady.
I appreciate the thought, but not the case.
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Old 04-17-2018, 09:28 PM   #144
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Best of luck to you. Being a 53 year old male has it's disadvantages too. Like no more new car smell!
Thanks, you too! I think is older people have all kinds of different smells...lol
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Sounds like you need a 2x4 to hit them up side the head to wake them up. You are a great catch and they are dumb. Good luck lady.
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Old 04-18-2018, 04:36 PM   #146
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...lol....still questing....lol
Keep at it! The harder you work the quicker you'll level up. Higher levels always have the best prizes.

And if nothing else, give me a call when you're in my neck of the woods. I'm always good for a distracting cup of joe.

P.S. to everyone who thinks I've got Joe locked up somewhere, I'm talking about coffee... lol

P.S.S. I'm pretty sure she knew that though ^-----------
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Keep at it! The harder you work the quicker you'll level up. Higher levels always have the best prizes.

And if nothing else, give me a call when you're in my neck of the woods. I'm always good for a distracting cup of joe.

P.S. to everyone who thinks I've got Joe locked up somewhere, I'm talking about coffee... lol

P.S.S. I'm pretty sure she knew that though ^-----------
Whose Joe?


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Would you prefer getting a cup of coffee, a beer or some other adult beverage? You ever go to Johnny's Hideaway?
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Old 04-18-2018, 07:35 PM   #149
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Keep at it! The harder you work the quicker you'll level up. Higher levels always have the best prizes.

And if nothing else, give me a call when you're in my neck of the woods. I'm always good for a distracting cup of joe.

P.S. to everyone who thinks I've got Joe locked up somewhere, I'm talking about coffee... lol

P.S.S. I'm pretty sure she knew that though ^-----------
...lol. Maybe it is like a game with levels...lol.

I am obviously falling into pits and such and being sent back to start...

I knew what you meant.
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Would you prefer getting a cup of coffee, a beer or some other adult beverage? You ever go to Johnny's Hideaway?

I have never heard of it. I'm good with water or a Diet Pepsi.
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