didnt wanna but got a 92 anyway..
Now I want head.
Well, I always want head but, ya know.
Well you know asking is sometime the only way you're gonna get a head in life.
that was awful, I'll let myself out.
Well you know asking is sometime the only way you're gonna get a head in life.
that was awful, I'll let myself out.
I didn't realise having a crack was optional.
Fuck me
The most fearsome threat in this household used to be his - something along the lines of:
"If I have to come over there, I'm going to make you very, very sorry."
shudders
But now, it's mine:
"Swear to god, if you wake that baby with your damn ______ (Skyrim/Supernatural/porn), he's ALL YOURS!"
The most fearsome threat in this household used to be his - something along the lines of:
"If I have to come over there, I'm going to make you very, very sorry."
shudders
But now, it's mine:
"Swear to god, if you wake that baby with your damn ______ (Skyrim/Supernatural/porn), he's ALL YOURS!"
We still get it on...he just gags me really well, now.
We still get it on...he just gags me really well, now.
I thought you just said you were never having kids?
Sad that Matt Smith is leaving Dr. Who.
Excited about the prospects of getting a new doctor.
And please don't get me wrong - I understand that some people just don't want kids, and will never want kids (I thought I was one of them, for years), and that's not a bad thing - I'm not trying to convince you, or anything. Just saying it's not all bad.
And I can't even imagine how difficult it would be for any non-M/F dynamic to work out - it was hard enough for my husband and I to decide that we would start trying...and the roles were obviously pretty clearly defined, for us.
Anyway, yes - Husband used to like me to let the neighbors know (or try to guess) what we were up to...whether I did it voluntarily, or not.
Now...well, the other night, I got my face shoved very hard into the mattress for squealing too loudly.
If baby wakes up, it doesn't matter who's the Dom.
I think it's pretty funny, tbh.
And I can't even imagine how difficult it would be for any non-M/F dynamic to work out - it was hard enough for my husband and I to decide that we would start trying...and the roles were obviously pretty clearly defined, for us.
Anyway, yes - Husband used to like me to let the neighbors know (or try to guess) what we were up to...whether I did it voluntarily, or not.
Now...well, the other night, I got my face shoved very hard into the mattress for squealing too loudly.
If baby wakes up, it doesn't matter who's the Dom.
I think it's pretty funny, tbh.
