Clerihew Crazy
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Tzara knows
why this name he chose
and it’s very true
no one can do a clerihew.
why this name he chose
and it’s very true
no one can do a clerihew.
clutching_calliope
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Ted Hughes
sat in a castle pew
pondering on beekeeping, hives,
women, and how to keep them alive.
sat in a castle pew
pondering on beekeeping, hives,
women, and how to keep them alive.
clutching_calliope
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Nicholson, Jack
was prone to attack:
Nurse Ratchet,
later, a door with a hatchet.
was prone to attack:
Nurse Ratchet,
later, a door with a hatchet.
clutching_calliope
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Raging Bull's
jaw was glass wool
and verbally abrasive. Deniro
is my kind of anti-hero.
jaw was glass wool
and verbally abrasive. Deniro
is my kind of anti-hero.
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Jenny Diski
writies of risks we
all must take with flare
but you had to be there.
writies of risks we
all must take with flare
but you had to be there.
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Andy Warhol
was a poor soul
shot and framed too
in red green yellow and blue.
was a poor soul
shot and framed too
in red green yellow and blue.
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clutching_calliope
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Hannibel Lecter,
Harris' great lecturer
on all humans, cretin
thread-flaming morons, not ignored, but eaten.
Harris' great lecturer
on all humans, cretin
thread-flaming morons, not ignored, but eaten.
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moved to Haiku River
moved to Haiku River
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Annie Leibowitz
shoots people and hits
the mark most times much closer
than might be admitted by even the poser
shoots people and hits
the mark most times much closer
than might be admitted by even the poser
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tungtied2u
wrote a haiku
you won't find it here
it's now over there.
wrote a haiku
you won't find it here
it's now over there.
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Anthony Blair
had an affair
jumped in the sack
and ended in Iraq.
had an affair
jumped in the sack
and ended in Iraq.
tungtied2u
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Tristesse2 said:tungtied2u
wrote a haiku
you won't find it here
it's now over there.
Tristesse2
decided to write a few
poems for the thirty thread
then decided not to instead
(our loss I'm afraid..)
clutching_calliope
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Gabriel Garcia Marquez
says
bear with me for 100 years.
Which a lot longer than it appears.
says
bear with me for 100 years.
Which a lot longer than it appears.
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Sadaam Houssain
was a bit of a pain
now he's danglin'
by the neck he's hangin'
was a bit of a pain
now he's danglin'
by the neck he's hangin'
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Elmer's glue
a throw-back to
kindergarten days
of glue sniffing ways
Tzara did it first
a throw-back to
kindergarten days
of glue sniffing ways
Tzara did it first
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Tzara said:
How bizarre, a
poet Tzara
started this debate.
T'wasn't me mate.
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