jaF0
Watcher
- Joined
- Dec 31, 2009
- Posts
- 35,997
How To Get To Heaven When You Die
- Thread starter xfrodobagginsx
- Start date
- Status
Queersetti
Bastardo Suave
- Joined
- Apr 10, 2003
- Posts
- 37,288
Believers always think they know more theology than nonbelievers. They nearly always know less.
RoryN
You're screwed.
- Joined
- Apr 8, 2003
- Posts
- 54,190
Are you going to Heaven?
xfrodobagginsx
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Aug 15, 2016
- Posts
- 1,724
Are you seeking the truth or are you just looking to insult me because I disagree with you? You obviously don't know the history or the evidence to say that to me like that.
Disgustipated
LAWLZ
- Joined
- Aug 18, 2011
- Posts
- 25,596
Heaven won't have me and Hell is afraid I'll take over! 
pink
No title
- Joined
- Nov 7, 2005
- Posts
- 58,091
xfrodobagginsx
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Aug 15, 2016
- Posts
- 1,724
Yes I am, but not because of anything that I did. It's all because of what Jesus Christ did for me on the cross. Anyone that goes to hell, goes there because they choose to reject Jesus Christ's free gift of salvation.
RoryN
You're screwed.
- Joined
- Apr 8, 2003
- Posts
- 54,190
Make a case for why any of us would want to spend an eternity with you in Heaven. Or with people who think the way you do.
Use both sides of the paper, if necessary.
xfrodobagginsx
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Aug 15, 2016
- Posts
- 1,724
It's not about spending eternity in heaven with me, it's about spending eternity with the Lord God who created you and fulfilling the eternal purposes that He has for you. He would me YOU Royalty in heaven and co heirs with His Son Jesus Christ to ruleand reign forever with Him. Since God created all things, don't you think He knows how to give you an exciting existence with Him?
Killswitch1
................
- Joined
- May 16, 2004
- Posts
- 5,469
xfrodobagginsx
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Aug 15, 2016
- Posts
- 1,724
Heaven won't have me and Hell is afraid I'll take over!
God will accept you if you will simply humble yourself before Him and accept His offer of Salvation through Jesus Christ, believing that He died on the cross and rose from the dead for your sins and turning to Him for salvation.
Queersetti
Bastardo Suave
- Joined
- Apr 10, 2003
- Posts
- 37,288
Sounds like God's Grindr ad.
Disgustipated
LAWLZ
- Joined
- Aug 18, 2011
- Posts
- 25,596
Jesus does not work at the Salvation Army Thrift Store. Trust me. Although those fuckers are closed Sundays.
RoryN
You're screwed.
- Joined
- Apr 8, 2003
- Posts
- 54,190
Killswitch1
................
- Joined
- May 16, 2004
- Posts
- 5,469
deehere
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Mar 24, 2012
- Posts
- 926
He has to be forgiving---otherwise he'd have no one to talk to.
Colonel Hogan
Madness
- Joined
- Sep 16, 2005
- Posts
- 18,372
jaF0
Watcher
- Joined
- Dec 31, 2009
- Posts
- 35,997
jaF0
Watcher
- Joined
- Dec 31, 2009
- Posts
- 35,997
I figure if you go to Hell for fuckin' and suckin' and drinkin' and cursin' and all the other fun stuff, it must be a happenin' place with all the party hardy folks.
Killswitch1
................
- Joined
- May 16, 2004
- Posts
- 5,469
My favorite so far.
Oh it gets better.
I ended up dating one of "The Risen" from here. She pulled it under a different name before I showed up and I never knew till after she moved on....
Then come to find out she was married to another one of our parishioners during that time and I never knew that either.
I dont ask a lot of questions....
lol
Killswitch1
................
- Joined
- May 16, 2004
- Posts
- 5,469
Read the book. The endings a bummer.
Que
aʒɑ̃ prɔvɔkatœr
- Joined
- Dec 3, 2009
- Posts
- 39,882
It seems to me that your time would have been spent more profitably today in Sunday school. You haven't learned the most basic lesson about faith. Faith is not a belief in things known or seen. No disputed history lesson is going to bring anyone to believe in The Word. Faith is a choice.
Also, read The Gospels to learn about the life and ministry of Christ. He did not stand on a soapbox and shout from the corner. He lived and walked with sinners. He broke bread with them. He got to know and be known before He ever gave a sermon.
- Status
