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loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Apr 18, 2013 #1,009 This is Wolf Blitzer, and your in the PENETRATION ROOM!
loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Apr 18, 2013 #1,010 Your simply not the best, your not better than all the rest.
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loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Apr 23, 2013 #1,015 Give me your wallet or I'm gonna cut you!
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loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 May 1, 2013 #1,022 "Bitch, I hope you gots pussy insurance." Pulls out what looks like a third leg.