GiggLeGasm
June Cleaver Wannabe
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So you would welcome an Asshat PM referencing your new provocative nurse AV?
I'm practically virginal. I don't even know what "asshat" means
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So you would welcome an Asshat PM referencing your new provocative nurse AV?
Hey, Daus... I'm waiting on your financial statements...Seriously, a personal financial statement and three references should be attached to all cocks
I'm practically virginal. I don't even know what "asshat" means
This may sum it up.
Ow! Post warning, why doncha? You made me snort soda up my nose!
I'm swiping this image for the next asshat PM I get.
Emmmmm nope I'll leave that to the people who do it wellYou should have a pic thread
This may sum it up.
I've been pretty lucky..
except this one time where the conversation very painfully transitioned to a little spice. I was trying to find a way to be polite and so I said things like, "this is moving a little fast" and "wow.. that doesn't sound like something I would like."
when he didn't catch on.. I just told him I'd "finished"
He had the nerve to tell me that I'm not very good.
lol.. damn
There are some advantages to being a man on Lit. One thing is we very rarely receive asshattery PMs, and if we do, it's from a misinformed jackass or a jealous creeper.
No one's asked me to show my tits.
so what other crap have ignorant fucks PMed you?
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I never even considered that he wasn't being an asshat. Incomprehensible. It's like trying to comprehend an enigma wrapped in a mystery packaged in a puzzle. I just can't understand that he wouldn't be the hat of an ass.
He did change his avatar though. It's not a cockatar. Progress????? Not really.
Damn! You forgot rule #3 at Lit. Any posts like that should be preceded by a disclaimer to swallow any food or drink before continuing! Luckily, just this once, I didn't spew my drink on my monitor!
This may sum it up.
Emmmmm nope I'll leave that to the people who do it well
And ignore the ones who do it badly! Some things you just don't need to see...know what I mean?
Seat taken?
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"Good afternoon! Is this seat taken?" I stand above you at the table you sit at in the crowded lunch diner. My tall frame hidden behind my tshirt and sweat pants and ball cap as I hold my tray of food. "It seems there are no more tables and I figure if I need to ask someone to join them it might as well be the prettiest lady in the place!" I smile flashing my boyish grin at you.
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This is the first random PM I've gotten in a while that was more than the typical hi, how are you, are you really a redhead, or which beach do you like. While it seems to be very straightforward and non-assuming, the guy who sent it has sent more unsolicited PMs than I can count.
Probably; he's apparently into role play. I thought about sending a snarky reply, but I'm in too good a mood today to be snarky. I just deleted.This person obviously doesn't understand that you can't hide height. You can hide muscles behind a t-shirt, you can hide boobies behind it as well. But, not in a t-shirt, sweats and a cap.
Again, I thank God I'm a man, and not sent these. Did he want you to pick up the story?
Probably; he's apparently into role play. I thought about sending a snarky reply, but I'm in too good a mood today to be snarky. I just deleted.
It's a combination of not reading the profile and thinking they're special snowflakes.I'm not sure if it's asshattery, but the number of PMs I get from people who don't seem to have read my profile is quite staggering; or they've read it, but assume that all I need is their special touch and I'll be fine.
I don't bother with subtle snarkery with asshats. He would've gotten it.He might not have understood the snark. LOL
It's a combination of not reading the profile and thinking they're special snowflakes.
XXXXXX said:hiya do you like erotic rolelays ? we can take it in turns saying what happens x
we are a couple and are out in a big posh night club, we have a lot of drinks and you start danceing is the dark packed dance floor while I'm in another park chilling out. Your wearing a black tight dress and look amazing, after dancing for a while you notice your getting a lot of attention from two hot guys and the start dancing close to you.
Your a little drunk and let the dance more closely thann you normally would. Ones in front and the other behind, the press aginst you and hold you while they dance. your breasts press against his chest while you feel the other guys hand on your hips. You think to your self " god I shouldn't be enjoying this, I have a by" you don't know why your not stoping this, a mixed feeling of excitment and guilt for letting the dance with you like they are. Your nipples harden from rubbing on his chest thro your dress, then you feel...... ?? Xx