Carnevil9
King of Jesters.
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I was walking my dog in the park the other day, and we came across another dog and his owner. The owner and I said hello, then we let our dogs approach each other to see if they would get along. Fortunately, they did (in this instance), and proceeded to frolic happily for a few minutes. Then we all said goodbye and went our separate ways.
It got me thinking - what if our genitals were like our pets? Somewhat under our control, but with a mind of their own, and we could never be sure how they would react, or who they would like or dislike?
You would meet a comely lass, you want to fuck her and she wants to fuck you. You take her home to bed, you both get undressed. Then you have to hope that your cock plays nice with her pussy. If they only snarl at each other, you have to pull them apart, say I'm sorry, but this isn't going to work, and part company.
Anyway, there might be a story in there somewhere. Or maybe I just need a lobotomy.
It got me thinking - what if our genitals were like our pets? Somewhat under our control, but with a mind of their own, and we could never be sure how they would react, or who they would like or dislike?
You would meet a comely lass, you want to fuck her and she wants to fuck you. You take her home to bed, you both get undressed. Then you have to hope that your cock plays nice with her pussy. If they only snarl at each other, you have to pull them apart, say I'm sorry, but this isn't going to work, and part company.
Anyway, there might be a story in there somewhere. Or maybe I just need a lobotomy.