walkingeagle
Literotica Guru
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Banned for lateral bans.
Banned for forgetting the beer----
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Banned for lateral bans.
Banned for forgetting the beer----
Banned for not caring about us non-drinkers.
Banned for not bringing bottled water
*wrinkles my nose*
Banned for not at least allowing me a diet cola.
banned because I showed up late to this party.
banned because I showed up late to this party.
Banned for showing up to the party with too many clothes on.
banned because the general opinion is that a t shirt and panties is too much attire.
banned for not removing the t shirt & panties and throwing them out the window
banned because they are nice panties! I can't do that. sheesh!
Banned for not removing them and neatly folding them
banned for being fixated on panties. lol
banned for failing to realize my fixation is inside the panties---
banned for fixating on girlie bits. oh wait... that would fit any guy here. ummmm.... banned for being of the male persuasion.
banned for not appreciating males--
banned because I certainly do. I need someone to take out the garbage and take the car to the garage, don't I?
Banned for slavedriver behavior.
banned because you could choose your own jobs or they'll be assigned to you.
Banned for talking about work on a Sunday night.
banned for thinking chores that you choose were limited to work.
you could choose to be a napping partner if you like.
Napping is not a chore, it is an indulgence.
banned for causing me to imagine your most "open" position -- and not being able to think of anything elsebanned because that is my point. it's still a position that is open. lol