BuckyDuckman
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A man comes home unexpectedly and finds his wife with a travelling salesman. He grabs the naked travelling salesman, drags him to the work shed and clamps the poor man's willie inside a vice mounted to the work bench. Next, he grabs a large pair of garden shears.
Panicked, the travelling salesman cries out, "You're not going to cut off my willie, are you?"
"No, you are," replied the man. "I'm going to set the shed on fire."
Panicked, the travelling salesman cries out, "You're not going to cut off my willie, are you?"
"No, you are," replied the man. "I'm going to set the shed on fire."