NippleMuncher
Masticatus Nipplicanis
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PM asshattery
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RubenesqueAphrodite
Pphhfthtt.....
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lol^^^
UCanBLeafinMe
Office Drone
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It: Hello,
I saw you posting in the fetish area and hoped you might be on yahoo. I'm MrX on there as well. Message me if you're around!
Me: Go away. You're much too young for me
It: I think I'm just right
Me: Fuck off arrogant little fuck
At which time I put it on ignore. I've since removed it from ignore. Let's see if it tries it again.
I saw you posting in the fetish area and hoped you might be on yahoo. I'm MrX on there as well. Message me if you're around!
Me: Go away. You're much too young for me
It: I think I'm just right
Me: Fuck off arrogant little fuck
At which time I put it on ignore. I've since removed it from ignore. Let's see if it tries it again.
RubenesqueAphrodite
Pphhfthtt.....
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Oh, boy.. let me tell you.. This one youngster pm'd me, and I was very nice...I'M ALWAYS VERY FUCKING NICE, BTW...
ANyway..I simply said I appreciated the message, but I was not attracted to guys significantly younger than me, and that I wished him luck.
The SONNAVABITCH sent back the following:
Hey...Don't play that age card with me, sweetie. That's just bullshit.
Um..Ok you limp dick mutherfucker... How's this instead.. I don't need to Mother your sorry ass. Take your cock and your attitude to someone who gives a shit. I was being polite AND sincere... so now I'm sincerely telling you to fuck off..
Have a nice day
ANyway..I simply said I appreciated the message, but I was not attracted to guys significantly younger than me, and that I wished him luck.
The SONNAVABITCH sent back the following:
Hey...Don't play that age card with me, sweetie. That's just bullshit.
Um..Ok you limp dick mutherfucker... How's this instead.. I don't need to Mother your sorry ass. Take your cock and your attitude to someone who gives a shit. I was being polite AND sincere... so now I'm sincerely telling you to fuck off..
Have a nice day
UCanBLeafinMe
Office Drone
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Oh, boy.. let me tell you.. This one youngster pm'd me, and I was very nice...I'M ALWAYS VERY FUCKING NICE, BTW...
ANyway..I simply said I appreciated the message, but I was not attracted to guys significantly younger than me, and that I wished him luck.
The SONNAVABITCH sent back the following:
Hey...Don't play that age card with me, sweetie. That's just bullshit.
Um..Ok you limp dick mutherfucker... How's this instead.. I don't need to Mother your sorry ass. Take your cock and your attitude to someone who gives a shit. I was being polite AND sincere... so now I'm sincerely telling you to fuck off..
Have a nice day
Sounds like my asshat
RubenesqueAphrodite
Pphhfthtt.....
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daus42
Carpe Vino
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Oh, boy.. let me tell you.. This one youngster pm'd me, and I was very nice...I'M ALWAYS VERY FUCKING NICE, BTW...
ANyway..I simply said I appreciated the message, but I was not attracted to guys significantly younger than me, and that I wished him luck.
The SONNAVABITCH sent back the following:
Hey...Don't play that age card with me, sweetie. That's just bullshit.
Um..Ok you limp dick mutherfucker... How's this instead.. I don't need to Mother your sorry ass. Take your cock and your attitude to someone who gives a shit. I was being polite AND sincere... so now I'm sincerely telling you to fuck off..
Have a nice day
The old age card play.......straight flushed him RA- nicely done!
annayarnkitten
Really Experienced
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Cuz everyone loves roleplay.....
...roleplay ideas
Hi...My name is "Dickhead"....I am a 40 year old male from NJ...I have some roleplay ideas and I was thinking perhaps you may be interested....
Scene 1 - You would be a massage therapist that runs a private practice. It is a legitimate business run from your house. I come in for an appointment and as my appointment continue, our relationship becomes intimate....
Scene 2 - You are a psychiatrist with a well established practice. Again you could be a prudish uptight woman or a more vixen type. I am a client to comes to see you for the first time. I have been sent by Human Resources where I work.
Scene 3 - You would be my daughter's college roommate. I am in the area on a business trip. I realize that I am close to the apartment, so I decide to "pop in".....
Scene 4 - I am a burglar who robs your house. In the process of robbing your house I am able to hack into your on-line blog. I start to read your blog, become enamored with you, follow you around and eventually meet you............
Any of those ideas interest you?
I have never posted in roleplaying nor do I go anywhere near them. So because I'm crabby this morning...Fuck off and die Fucker.
Here is a senario for you...
I see you out in town ans you are thinking you look all awesome... I see you and am drawn to you, I can't help myself... I run you down with my Car!!! hahaha role play that!
A
Leave me alone I'm not a morning person or a Monday person....
...roleplay ideas
Hi...My name is "Dickhead"....I am a 40 year old male from NJ...I have some roleplay ideas and I was thinking perhaps you may be interested....
Scene 1 - You would be a massage therapist that runs a private practice. It is a legitimate business run from your house. I come in for an appointment and as my appointment continue, our relationship becomes intimate....
Scene 2 - You are a psychiatrist with a well established practice. Again you could be a prudish uptight woman or a more vixen type. I am a client to comes to see you for the first time. I have been sent by Human Resources where I work.
Scene 3 - You would be my daughter's college roommate. I am in the area on a business trip. I realize that I am close to the apartment, so I decide to "pop in".....
Scene 4 - I am a burglar who robs your house. In the process of robbing your house I am able to hack into your on-line blog. I start to read your blog, become enamored with you, follow you around and eventually meet you............
Any of those ideas interest you?
I have never posted in roleplaying nor do I go anywhere near them. So because I'm crabby this morning...Fuck off and die Fucker.
Here is a senario for you...
I see you out in town ans you are thinking you look all awesome... I see you and am drawn to you, I can't help myself... I run you down with my Car!!! hahaha role play that!
A
Leave me alone I'm not a morning person or a Monday person....
Saucyminx
High heels and attitude
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Oh hell. That is the first belly laugh I have had in a good long time. Thank you annayarnkitten. I needed that.
Eilan
Absent(ish)
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Those seem familiar. I'm thinking this dude's been featured here before.
UCanBLeafinMe
Office Drone
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I haven't received them yet, though I do believe I will soon.
BiGirlAudrey
Loves Spam
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Got this gem a few minutes ago.
UCanBLeafinMe
Office Drone
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He is well endowed. Of course, this is the internet, and you can be anyone you want.
daus42
Carpe Vino
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Don't text, put on makeup, shave, fight with your SO or wank while driving.....Health & Safety tip for the day!
BiTodd
smitten
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Don't text, put on makeup, shave, fight with your SO or wank while driving.....Health & Safety tip for the day!
I am gonna have to stop driving then.....
NippleMuncher
Masticatus Nipplicanis
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Dang image limits!
seven_of_nine
Really Really Experienced
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Asshat: Damn... you have quite a past.
Me: & damner... you have quite a profile and a weird kink for stating the obvious.
Asshat: Lol, what do you want to know?
Me: Nothing fucktard, you pm'd me! Give me one good reason why I should have the slightest interest in digging deeper than your empty profile and 3 word pm?
Funnily enough, I don't believe he ever thought of that reason.
Me: & damner... you have quite a profile and a weird kink for stating the obvious.
Asshat: Lol, what do you want to know?
Me: Nothing fucktard, you pm'd me! Give me one good reason why I should have the slightest interest in digging deeper than your empty profile and 3 word pm?
Funnily enough, I don't believe he ever thought of that reason.
Eilan
Absent(ish)
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Emerson40
An evening spent dancing
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silverwhisper
just this guy, you know?
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i'm waiting for all the creeps to chime in with "bu-bu-bu..." apologetics nonsense.
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Is PM Asshattery limited to PMs sent by Lit members only?
I received this reply to an ad I have on another sex site from a person named *****Kitty.
"While i have too many distractions right now to focus enough to read ur profile, a few minutes ago i did have some time to read this add u posted and i must say I'm very interested in getting to know you. I hope to hear back from you. Take care Sir. Xxx"
I replied, "Hi."
Ten minutes later she replied, "hello."
I replied, "Hi," and blocked it.
I received this reply to an ad I have on another sex site from a person named *****Kitty.
"While i have too many distractions right now to focus enough to read ur profile, a few minutes ago i did have some time to read this add u posted and i must say I'm very interested in getting to know you. I hope to hear back from you. Take care Sir. Xxx"
I replied, "Hi."
Ten minutes later she replied, "hello."
I replied, "Hi," and blocked it.
Que
aʒɑ̃ prɔvɔkatœr
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Wellll..that is EXACTLY the sorta PM I'd recommend for a "BiGirl" since, ya know-
They are only "Bi" until they have a chance to meet a "Real BIG DICK"
Course unfortunately then they usually decide to be lesbians....
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Que
aʒɑ̃ prɔvɔkatœr
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Eilan
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This is a profile on another sex site? If you get an unsolicited message from a woman, chances are pretty good that "she's" actually a front for a pay site.
