coacheric
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And some people just like to piss YOU off, Charger
Since I'm post stalking her
, I'd like to do something to her........Umm, I might want to keep that to myself.....
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Since I'm post stalking her
, I'd like to do something to her........Umm, I might want to keep that to myself.....
RjThoughts
I'm The Rojodi!
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Since I'm post stalking her
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vanillyicecream
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I think some asshat is trying to entrap me. No names right? But he did post in this thread. Not the same guy/alt who called me out. At least I don't think.
Eilan
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Sent to me with "Citations are for anti-citates" in the subject line as a result of a comment I made on a recent fetish forum post. Second paragraph bolded for emphasis.
2) What I do for a living is no one else's business. That said, in my line of work, people are expected to back up their claims with evidence.
3) My relationship dynamics are no one else's business.
asshat said:
me said:When I get home from my weekend travels, I'm totally posting this PM to the asshat thread.
1) 10,000-odd posts over almost 11 years really isn't that prolific.asshat said:
2) What I do for a living is no one else's business. That said, in my line of work, people are expected to back up their claims with evidence.
3) My relationship dynamics are no one else's business.
Cumference
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Don't be too hard on the poor 'hat.
If it takes him all day to write two posts, his life can't be easy!
If it takes him all day to write two posts, his life can't be easy!
rainbowdash30
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Only had two PMs so far, but:
first was a random, "Hi, how's it going?" thing that, doubtless, meant the dude was going through everyone with a vaguely-female username and hoping for a bite.
Second was my favourite type: fishing for information about a post I'd made, which means they didn't real my profile, which is an automatic no-reply.
first was a random, "Hi, how's it going?" thing that, doubtless, meant the dude was going through everyone with a vaguely-female username and hoping for a bite.
Second was my favourite type: fishing for information about a post I'd made, which means they didn't real my profile, which is an automatic no-reply.
Emerson40
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Happily married to ward of dicks.
HA! His very question is made redundant by his assumptive PM.Fella took the time to peek at your profile and found 'happily married', but failed to see you are a gainfully self-employed Cat Herder.
Now I have never herded cats, but have walked a dog or two, which in the scheme of things does not even come close to the rigors of shepherding felines. How you find time for 2 posts a day...awe-inspiring Eilan. You must never sleep.
talikat
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OMG! You have time to write 2 posts per day?
These dudes crack me up!!
*snort*Don't be too hard on the poor 'hat.
If it takes him all day to write two posts, his life can't be easy!
Only had two PMs so far, but:
first was a random, "Hi, how's it going?" thing that, doubtless, meant the dude was going through everyone with a vaguely-female username and hoping for a bite.
Second was my favourite type: fishing for information about a post I'd made, which means they didn't real my profile, which is an automatic no-reply.
*nods*
Kinky_babygirl
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*note* I have never spoken with this person before
Him: Hi, what stories on lit make you reach down to tease yr clit
Me: No
Him: You dont read stories
Me: "No" As in that was a rude ass opening message and I wasn't going there with you
Him: oh ok fucktard
.....
Him: Hi, what stories on lit make you reach down to tease yr clit
Me: No
Him: You dont read stories
Me: "No" As in that was a rude ass opening message and I wasn't going there with you
Him: oh ok fucktard
.....
Kinky_babygirl
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I've been informed by another PM that my name may be the reason I attract asses such as the above.
Hmmmmm
FYI anyone looking through my posts--any more bullshit is going directly here. Some of you guys are really making it hard for the decent ones out there...
Hmmmmm
FYI anyone looking through my posts--any more bullshit is going directly here. Some of you guys are really making it hard for the decent ones out there...
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Eilan
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I know, right? You were totes asking for it. [/sarcasm]
talikat
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My profile says 3.5 posts per day.
I guess that makes me a homeless drunk.
Mine says 3.71!!
Woo hoo!! I've retired!!! Cheers!!
Que
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vanillyicecream
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Two in a row, one right after the other.
The first one I suppose he should get full marks for being a little more creative. Still, I never saw any of his posts in stuff I read, and we never interacted. But it's quite an opening line:
This one came on the heels of the one above. This guy sends this or something similar a few times a year.
Usually it involves his teenage son, so my reply:
He just replied:
The first one I suppose he should get full marks for being a little more creative. Still, I never saw any of his posts in stuff I read, and we never interacted. But it's quite an opening line:
This one came on the heels of the one above. This guy sends this or something similar a few times a year.
Usually it involves his teenage son, so my reply:
He just replied:
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Kinky_babygirl
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Cumference
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We have damaged the poor boy!
Poor under appreciated kid!
(But his diarrheal captioning has actually ceased)
vanillyicecream
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Got this gem yesterday. Not the worst, but it brought a chuckle:
vanillyicecream said:asshat said:vanillyicecream said:asshat said:
Is this how you always greet women?
Well as you can see it works....
How are you? ? Starting your day?
Ummm...no it doesn't. Good luck.
Eilan
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Ha!Cumference said:
Funny how someone who leads with the oh-so-clever-and-original "Hi, how are you?" post would suggest that Lit women are boring.
Lyricalli
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Personally, I really enjoy it when someone I don't know PM's me and calls me 'girl'. Just makes me feel all warm and tingly inside.
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LadyJS
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So I get this PM from someone I've never spoken to before, titled "Wanted to say hi...hope this captures your interest". He doesn't even say anything about himself. It's just a long-assed story that goes on forever and a day! I mean, what the fuck is this shit? Do you fucking copy and paste this and PM this shit to every woman here? If you were trying to impressed me you fucking failed miserably!
Eilan
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Yes. He does. The opening sounds familiar, in fact.
There's also the guy who leads with "May I ask, respectfully, if you find this erotic?" and then includes a porn gif.
Lyricalli
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Yep! The first sounds familiar, and the second one makes his rounds every few months.
