Misquote the person above you AGAIN

Godiva is certainly a chocolate example of bringing together tastefulness and tantalization, especially when delivered by a babe on horseback showing her tits.

Don't even bother with the chocolate, unless she wants it melted and smeared all over her.
 
I'll be running for Governor of California in 2018, and I plan on eliminating the red tape preventing Californians from accessing God's goodness, and we'll strengthen the ability of dispensaries to create jobs.

You've got my vote.
 
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