Isolated Blurts - The HT Cafe Way

Denae · Jul 8, 2006

EJFan said:
my grandmother's 94... you said your grandmother is in her 80's... i'm just guessing here but i think we're closer in age than you believe. i just ACT like a child.

I didn't base my statement on your behavior at all. I thought I read something way back when that made me think you weren't too far removed from your college days. I could be wrong too.

I'm older than NB (thanks for the help there dude).

Nightbird · Jul 8, 2006

thank you.. I moisturize

EJFan · Jul 8, 2006

Denae said:
I didn't base my statement on your behavior at all. I thought I read something way back when that made me think you weren't too far removed from your college days. I could be wrong too.

I'm older than NB (thanks for the help there dude).

i finished college about 3 years ago... but i started almost 10 years late.

EJFan · Jul 8, 2006

Nightbird said:
thank you.. I moisturize

your moisturizer is making you sprout breasts.

Denae · Jul 8, 2006

EJFan said:
you look younger than that in your AV.

He also looks like a she in his AV.

Denae · Jul 8, 2006

EJFan said:
your moisturizer is making you sprout breasts.

never mind, it wasn't very nice.

Denae · Jul 8, 2006

EJFan said:
i finished college about 3 years ago... but i started almost 10 years late.

I still have you beat. It's all right. DGO thought I was much younger than my age too based on my posts.

pleasteasme · Jul 8, 2006

FYI...you can't buy a "hot water bottle" anymore. They now come with all sorts of attachments.

sexualbeing · Jul 8, 2006

I can't wait for the new spiderman movie to come out

They filmed part of the movie in my hometown

bobsgirl · Jul 8, 2006

I bet I'm older than all of you.

midwestyankee · Jul 8, 2006

bobsgirl said:
I bet I'm older than all of you.

Maybe not all of us.

bobsgirl · Jul 8, 2006

midwestyankee said:
Maybe not all of us.

Touche, my friend.

Leah57 · Jul 8, 2006

I gotta be close to ya, BG.... My grandson is 13 months old.

bobsgirl · Jul 8, 2006

Leah57 said:
I gotta be close to ya, BG.... My grandson is 13 months old.

I have no grandchildren yet

only two grandcats.

Sometimes I feel like I'm older than the hills.

Leah57 · Jul 8, 2006

bobsgirl said:
I have no grandchildren yet only two grandcats.

Sometimes I feel like I'm older than the hills.

I feel your pain.... However, there is one good benefit to growing older... the sex gets better and better and better and better!!!!! I only wish that I could have my "20 yr old body" to go with my "not yet 50 yr old" brain.....

EJFan · Jul 9, 2006

the whole "nubbin" comment from a couple of days ago has had a lingering effect. today all i could think of was eddie murphy's characterization of "alfalfa" and his "wookin' pa nub" song.

then my mind bastardized robert palmer's song and i couldn't get "might as well face it i'm addicted to nub" out of my head.

Guest · Jul 9, 2006

Quoll · Jul 9, 2006

EJFan said:
the whole "nubbin" comment from a couple of days ago has had a lingering effect. today all i could think of was eddie murphy's characterization of "alfalfa" and his "wookin' pa nub" song.

then my mind bastardized robert palmer's song and i couldn't get "might as well face it i'm addicted to nub" out of my head.

Yes I see what you mean.

The words I have to say
May well be simple but they're true
Until you give your nub
There's nothing more that we can do

Nub is the opening door
Nub is what we came here for
No one could offer you more
Do you know what I mean
Have your eyes really seen

You say it's very hard
To leave behind the life we knew
But there's no other way
And now it's really up to you

Nub is the key we must turn
Truth is the flame we must burn
Freedom the lesson we must learn
Do you know what I mean
Have your eyes really seen

EJFan · Jul 9, 2006

quoll said:
Yes I see what you mean.

exactly... it's quite the versatile word it seems.

Quoll · Jul 9, 2006

EJFan said:
exactly... it's quite the versatile word it seems.

Very versatile, in fact it seems that the nubbin is highly underrated.

(Nub Will Find a way)

So you think that it's over,

Say your Nub has fin'lly reached the end.

Any time you call, night or day,

I'll be right there for you if you need a friend.

It's gonna take a little time.

Time is sure to mend your broken heart.

Don't you even worry, pretty darlin'.

I know you'll find Nub again. Yeah.

(Chorus)

Nub is all around you.

Nub is knockin' outside the door.

Waitin' for you is this Nub made just for two

Keep an open heart and you'll find Nub again, I know.

Nub is all around you.

Nub is knockin' outside the door.

Waitin' for you is this Nub made just for two

Keep an open heart and you'll find Nub again, I know.

(Chorus/Outro)

Nub will find a way.

Darlin', Nub is gonna find a way,

Find its way back to you.

Nub will find a way.

So look around, open your eyes.

Nub is gonna find a way.

Nub is gonna, Nub is gonna find a way.

Nub will find a way.

Nub's gonna find a way back to you, yeah,

I know. I know. I know.

EJFan · Jul 9, 2006

i'm a big yes fan.

bobsgirl · Jul 9, 2006

EJ's 5000th post!

Quoll · Jul 9, 2006

bobsgirl said:
EJ's 5000th post!

Post whore
Oh, never mind.

Congrats Bro.

EJFan · Jul 9, 2006

bobsgirl said:
EJ's 5000th post!

sweet... i wasn't even paying attention and had no idea i was anywhere near that. it was something like 3500 last time i actually looked at it.

Guest · Jul 9, 2006

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