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Old 02-06-2018, 11:29 PM   #3301
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And mother-of-the-year slips through my fingers again

I just sent a link to your post to Babyminx. Thank you kindly Des.

And he does clean up quite nicely.
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Old 02-07-2018, 07:32 PM   #3302
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You tell Babyminx as her home stay mother she is not allowed to date rugby players.
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Old 02-07-2018, 07:51 PM   #3303
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Back in NZ during the winter several times... caught up with an old friend from many years ago "Come see my band tonight" "Sure, what time do you kick off?" "Oh, after the rugby"

and that is how NZ is, the country largely stops and starts around the rugby

of course even my use of "what time do you kick off?" is not lost on me
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Old 02-10-2018, 01:58 PM   #3304
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You tell Babyminx as her home stay mother she is not allowed to date rugby players.
She said yes Home stay mum. Most of them are short and angry looking anyway.

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Back in NZ during the winter several times... caught up with an old friend from many years ago "Come see my band tonight" "Sure, what time do you kick off?" "Oh, after the rugby"

and that is how NZ is, the country largely stops and starts around the rugby

of course even my use of "what time do you kick off?" is not lost on me
With our house, back in the dark times, it was always hockey. Our entire lives revolved around either playing or watching. I do not miss that in the slightest.
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Old 02-10-2018, 02:01 PM   #3305
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Sometimes my pm box has things in it that make me laugh and laugh.

Baking a cake because Im all Betty Crocker and shit half the time. I need to put the Elle King station back on Pandora and get cleaning. . . Or maybe some disco. . Ooooh or a little Motown. Perhaps I should just hit the Random button.
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Some days it just doesn't pay to gnaw through the leather straps. --Emo Philips

Don't think about it, just swallow. --my friend Eileen

She went around with a broken heart, and she wasn't sure who'd broken it. She thought it was herself, mostly.
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Old 02-10-2018, 05:36 PM   #3306
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Old 02-13-2018, 02:10 PM   #3307
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Listen.


Sometimes the answer is right there, in the way she is speaking, and not in the words she is saying.
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Old 02-13-2018, 10:06 PM   #3308
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Mes Chers amis



Some good news for a change, a bottle of champagne, some bourbon bacon glazed shrimp and grits, and a hurricane or two. Been a pretty good day.

Dont have nearly as many beads as I deserve though.
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Some days it just doesn't pay to gnaw through the leather straps. --Emo Philips

Don't think about it, just swallow. --my friend Eileen

She went around with a broken heart, and she wasn't sure who'd broken it. She thought it was herself, mostly.
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Old 02-13-2018, 10:39 PM   #3309
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I have no idea what bourbon bacon glazed shrimp is bit it sounds amazing.

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Old 02-14-2018, 12:49 AM   #3310
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I have no idea what bourbon bacon glazed shrimp sounds amazing.
It is fantastic and I will send you the recipe.
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Some days it just doesn't pay to gnaw through the leather straps. --Emo Philips

Don't think about it, just swallow. --my friend Eileen

She went around with a broken heart, and she wasn't sure who'd broken it. She thought it was herself, mostly.
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Old 02-14-2018, 01:26 AM   #3311
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Some good news for a change, a bottle of champagne, some bourbon bacon glazed shrimp and grits, and a hurricane or two. Been a pretty good day.

Dont have nearly as many beads as I deserve though.
Congrats on the good news. Sounds like a great dinner. Sorry about the beads. More skin next time, I guess

I have a bead story as a consolation prize for you though. I was in Las Vegas at a big family friendly Mardi Gras party that filled several hotel ballrooms. My wife found some beads here at home that were anodized red color with little chili peppers spaced every couple of beads. Pretty awesome and I thought I might parlay them for a look at her basket of goodies later (even though she had given them to me, I can sweet talk).

As I was walking through the ballroom checking out costumes, this little boy saw the beads and his eyes went as big as tea saucers. Around his neck and in his hands were fistfuls of beads of all sizes and colors that he had been collecting (family friendly, mind you). He started following me around, very discretely at a distance with his eyes locked on the chili pepper beads.

After checking out costumes as I circled back towards my table I saw his mom pull him aside with a "don't bother that man" scolding. I couldn't hear her, but I could see the look of despair in his eyes so I turned back and handed him the chili pepper beads. His mom said, "You don't have to" but if I had taken them back from that smiling face at that moment I would have crushed his soul.

When I got back to our table I told my wife, who said she couldn't even remember where she'd found them - just that she hasn't seen any like them since.

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Old 02-14-2018, 02:17 PM   #3312
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So, it's Valentine's. What the fuck.

Here's hoping all you fuckers get what you want today even more than you probably deserve.

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Old 02-14-2018, 03:25 PM   #3313
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Just another day here. I hope its passing as best it can for you, puck.
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Old 02-14-2018, 06:34 PM   #3314
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Old 02-14-2018, 11:50 PM   #3315
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How to momentarily forget a heavy heart? Tits. Tits everywhere.
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Old 02-15-2018, 12:16 AM   #3316
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How to momentarily forget a heavy heart? Tits. Tits everywhere.
[IMG]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/90/Lophophanes_cristatus_-Aviemore**C_Scotland-8_**82**9.jpg/220px-Lophophanes_cristatus_-Aviemore**C_Scotland-8_**82**9.jpg[/IMG]

With a tit tit here and a tit tit there. Here a tit, there a tit, everywhere a tit tit. Old Macdonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-Oooooh.

Next verse, boobies.

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Old 02-15-2018, 12:21 AM   #3317
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With a tit tit here and a tit tit there. Here a tit, there a tit, everywhere a tit tit. Old Macdonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-Oooooh.

Next verse, boobies.

Who doesn't love a blue footed booby.
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Old 02-15-2018, 01:47 AM   #3318
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How to momentarily forget a heavy heart? Tits. Tits everywhere.
I had a momentary thought to that very subject a couple of weeks ago "Tits. Tits everywhere." Actually a lot of those moments...

Oh and glitter as well.
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Old 02-15-2018, 02:25 AM   #3319
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I had a momentary thought to that very subject a couple of weeks ago "Tits. Tits everywhere." Actually a lot of those moments...

Oh and glitter as well.

Haha I bet you did
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Old 02-15-2018, 08:32 PM   #3320
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Damn it! Heard it was Raining boobies and I missed it.
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Old 02-15-2018, 09:29 PM   #3321
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Damn it! Heard it was Raining boobies and I missed it.
Well.... one booby.

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Old 02-15-2018, 09:30 PM   #3322
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And on that note, aren't tan lines the ugliest. Man....
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Old 02-15-2018, 09:32 PM   #3323
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Well.... one booby.
Thank you lovey! Simply gorgeous like always. Love the lipstick.

And tan lines simply illustrate where the fun bits are.
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Some days it just doesn't pay to gnaw through the leather straps. --Emo Philips

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Old 02-15-2018, 09:58 PM   #3324
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You're welcome! Now removed because well this place isn't really the place for it is it.... or is it...
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Old 02-16-2018, 12:50 AM   #3325
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You're welcome! Now removed because well this place isn't really the place for it is it.... or is it...
I seem to recall you posting pics here before. Not that I looked. Or did I?
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