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Old 12-15-2012, 04:01 PM   #51
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Yuck. No.
^^ absolutely.

Perhaps I just don't really understand the motivation, but ..... If someone anonymously emailed me sexy pics of Elisha Cuthbert, I'd probably be very weirded out, and worried that I had a stalker.

Bottom line. Only email someone sexy pics if:

1) they already know you, and are comfortable interacting with you that way, and

2) they have consented or requested them.

Otherwise, you're looking for a restraining order.
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Old 12-16-2012, 07:17 AM   #52
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OK, I get it is not good to anonymously send self nude pics, however tasteful they may be, to any woman, including relatives. But what about anonymously sending nude pics of somebody else, such as Brad Pitt or Johnny Depp? Could doing that earn me extra points?
Folks, this was a joke.
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Old 12-16-2012, 08:14 AM   #53
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Folks, this was a joke.
Well my "Yuck, No!" was all about the fact that Brad Pitt is repugnant and Johnny Depp is the great unwashed.

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Old 12-16-2012, 09:27 AM   #54
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Well my "Yuck, No!" was all about the fact that Brad Pitt is repugnant and Johnny Depp is the great unwashed.

Could not agree more. The fact that these two men have legions of fans baffles me! To each his own, but these two repulse me!
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Old 12-16-2012, 11:25 AM   #55
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OK, my bad. How about John Wayne and Cary Grant?
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Old 12-16-2012, 11:29 AM   #56
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OK, my bad. How about John Wayne and Cary Grant?
Hahaha. I was thinking Skarsgard, Adam Levine, Shemar Moore....but sure, there's room for old school hotties!
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Old 12-16-2012, 11:35 AM   #57
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OK, my bad. How about John Wayne and Cary Grant?
Just as long as they aren't very recent...
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Old 12-16-2012, 12:12 PM   #58
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Just as long as they aren't very recent...
Something noir....30s or 40s, maybe. Not even full frontal. An object placed discreetly, a la Burt Reynolds.
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^^ absolutely.

Perhaps I just don't really understand the motivation, but ..... If someone anonymously emailed me sexy pics of Elisha Cuthbert, I'd probably be very weirded out, and worried that I had a stalker.
But let us all be fair... We know you would have a wank first. Maybe a cautious one. One eye open for the stalker chick. But I'm certain if I got some sexy Elisha pics, I'd be wanking away like a little horndog. And I'd deal with the bunny boiler afterwards.
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Old 12-17-2012, 03:58 PM   #60
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OK, my bad. How about John Wayne and Cary Grant?
No no no. Please check here for suitable specimens before sending me an email.
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Old 12-17-2012, 04:26 PM   #61
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Just as long as they aren't very recent...
HEY!!!

I resemble that remark! I'm pushing the whole "men mature in such a sexy way" meme this year. It's cheaper than plastic surgery.
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