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Your question accepts the existence of 'God' ?
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It assumes it, yes.
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hmmm. ..I am an atheist this does not compute.
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i want an orgasm button
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That's okay. God believes you don't exist either.
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he is giving you lemons, figure out the lemon aid recipe... or squirt the citric acid in people's eyes
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a nice silicone, or siligel dildo with realistic testies... a good lube to start, preffly something water based (I use eros woman formula, or system jo water anal)... a suction cup is a nice hand hold on the dildo this way you aren't holding the balls and that'll help with that we smacking sound, something with ridges to "juice" you... and one very very turned on vajayjay.
try a little cleopatra's secret, or climax or orgasmix on your clit/labia rubbed in really well... those are orgasm inhancers... mm...
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Hows business for ya....in the Porn Shop Retail stuff I mean?
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Do the "make a dildo" kits work well?
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Great!
Great thread hun!! I read it all..and one thing I didn't see....what is the "best" toy a guy can have?
BTW.....subscribing!!
Great thread hun!! I read it all..and one thing I didn't see....what is the "best" toy a guy can have?
BTW.....subscribing!!
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well, every business is at a crawling pace ... it isn't doing what it used to... but we have better nights than days. It is summer love time, wedding season is around the corner, college kids are home, people turn 18 every day... we're doing alright.
We're doing a 'myspace' sale right now ... 20% off any $50 or more order. Last month we had 3 porn stars in for a signing... that was awesome, the girls did quite nicely for us
thanks for askin'
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ok.
the mixture is cold
so the trick is staying HARD AND STAYING STILL
put seran wrap/oil over pube area so it doesn't stick
cock rings work well too, slide your whole package through it though.
maybe pick up a male stimulant to keep ya hard as a rock... most stores sell them for anything between 7.00 and 15.00... most of them actually work well.
xox
weekend king or prince
stiff nights
are our favorite 3 pills.
they are in your system, they give you a quicker rebound time (essentially turning you into someone who can hang a wet towel on their cock AND a marathon man). You can drink, smoke whatever after you take them. And if you do it right, you aren't perpetually hard for the next 3 days. When you DO get hard, its like, super morning wood hard.
give the female xox to your lady friend... she'll be in a claw at the walls horny mood for about 8 hours.
try and take it on an empty stomach.. and do a few jumping jacks to get the blood pumping.
They are the SAFE viagra, xox being everyone's favorite around here.
so yea
plastic wrap
stay hard
don't move
allow it to set, fill it, allow that to set
and then clean it well with an antibacterial soap
then have fun
Make it a vibe by dropping a bullet with a cord through the center and push it down with a wooden stick. try and keep it directly in the middle of the mold though.
mmmm vibrating replica cock!
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best?
well... for what?
inside your ass? around your cock? for a stroker/masturbate sleeve? to use on another girl? pleases be more specific so I can better help you
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best?
well... for what?
inside your ass? around your cock? for a stroker/masturbate sleeve? to use on another girl? pleases be more specific so I can better help you
Around the cock / stroker/mastrubation....and thanks...
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The store just started doing them, as soon as the website is launched we're going full force with it. So far only I'm allowed to do them, because only I have the experience. I was hired over the phone calling from college in VT before I moved to NY based upon this info. They told me to call when I set foot on NY soil, and I'd start that week.
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The store just started doing them, as soon as the website is launched we're going full force with it. So far only I'm allowed to do them, because only I have the experience. I was hired over the phone calling from college in VT before I moved to NY based upon this info. They told me to call when I set foot on NY soil, and I'd start that week.
I bet you love your job? Does it pay well? are you self supporting I mean?
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Around the cock / stroker/mastrubation....and thanks...
cock rings are lovely - for the beginner - get something that is adjustable, and my favorite material is silicone. Put your ENTIRE package through it, and noose it but not too much - it shouldn't be painful, just, mildly uncomfortable sorta. You should be sensitive to the touch (even more than normal). Get hard before you slip it on.
Strokers -
"Fleshlight" obviously is a well crafted piece of goodness - get the one that is super ribbed, I've heard good things. YOU MUST TAKE CARE OF THIS TOY or it will fall apart. Use a water based lube - eros, or ID Glide I've heard works best.
jelly is easy to clean, make sure it has ridges inside - the bumpies are good too - but I hear ridges are better. anything plain inside sucks, you are looking for texture.
if you want realistic - go for UR3 material, or cyberskin- mostly if not the same stuff. these really grips onto you. usually loosen up quicker than the jelly does.
if you get something that stretches... you can hold it down to the base of your penis and stretch it over the tip - it'll create that suction feeling.
you can do the same if you hold the top end of whatever one you're using - closed.
there isn't a rule saying how you use them... so use them front ways, back ways, inside out... and find what works for you.
Use a good water based lube
don't put them in the microwave - try running warm water through them.
wash with antibacterial soap - or buy a toy cleaner. allow to try COMPLETELY before putting it away.
if you LIGHTLY pat it with a LITTLE cornstarch AFTER washing them, they get that velvety touch to them again
store in a cool dark place - and enjoy
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i do love my job
i don't love coworkers who don't work as a team
nor do i love having 3 bosses
or working with the boss's dad every saturday night
but hey
..
i'm off book... time off for parties, which are crazy profitable. I always make more than $100 for 3 hours of work at them. I make about $550 a week w/o doing a party.
If I didn't have college loans, and a few other bills... it would be nicer.
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ok.
the mixture is cold
so the trick is staying HARD AND STAYING STILL
put seran wrap/oil over pube area so it doesn't stick
cock rings work well too, slide your whole package through it though.
maybe pick up a male stimulant to keep ya hard as a rock... most stores sell them for anything between 7.00 and 15.00... most of them actually work well.
xox
weekend king or prince
stiff nights
are our favorite 3 pills.
they are in your system, they give you a quicker rebound time (essentially turning you into someone who can hang a wet towel on their cock AND a marathon man). You can drink, smoke whatever after you take them. And if you do it right, you aren't perpetually hard for the next 3 days. When you DO get hard, its like, super morning wood hard.
give the female xox to your lady friend... she'll be in a claw at the walls horny mood for about 8 hours.
try and take it on an empty stomach.. and do a few jumping jacks to get the blood pumping.
They are the SAFE viagra, xox being everyone's favorite around here.
so yea
plastic wrap
stay hard
don't move
allow it to set, fill it, allow that to set
and then clean it well with an antibacterial soap
then have fun
Make it a vibe by dropping a bullet with a cord through the center and push it down with a wooden stick. try and keep it directly in the middle of the mold though.
mmmm vibrating replica cock!
Thank you kindly ma'am... I've put it on the agenda for this weekend.
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that's not much but if it's just you and you love what you do.....sounds great!
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I like to try and do at least one party a week, my goal is two a week not to be over worked or greedy. That gives me a solid grand or more a week sometimes.
I'm not married, no kids, I live in a 1bedroom (900mo EVERYTHING, even internet and laundry included) with my boyfriend who also works, in a nyc borough.
We go out, eat well, buy things that we want, I add to my savings account.
When the parties go pro out of here, I'll have people under me which'll pad me even more. I'm on the cusp of something really good. I'm just hanging in there, doing my thing. I really do enjoy it for the most part.
Besides, I don't have to SNEAK around Lit at the "office" they encourage me to do this, and a few other things... like product research and toy ordering. I'm in charge of alot of the ordering and inventory as well.
It'll get better soon
And when it does, I'll be taking classes to further my education as a sexpert
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cock rings are lovely - for the beginner - get something that is adjustable, and my favorite material is silicone. Put your ENTIRE package through it, and noose it but not too much - it shouldn't be painful, just, mildly uncomfortable sorta. You should be sensitive to the touch (even more than normal). Get hard before you slip it on.
Strokers -
"Fleshlight" obviously is a well crafted piece of goodness - get the one that is super ribbed, I've heard good things. YOU MUST TAKE CARE OF THIS TOY or it will fall apart. Use a water based lube - eros, or ID Glide I've heard works best.
jelly is easy to clean, make sure it has ridges inside - the bumpies are good too - but I hear ridges are better. anything plain inside sucks, you are looking for texture.
if you want realistic - go for UR3 material, or cyberskin- mostly if not the same stuff. these really grips onto you. usually loosen up quicker than the jelly does.
if you get something that stretches... you can hold it down to the base of your penis and stretch it over the tip - it'll create that suction feeling.
you can do the same if you hold the top end of whatever one you're using - closed.
there isn't a rule saying how you use them... so use them front ways, back ways, inside out... and find what works for you.
Use a good water based lube
don't put them in the microwave - try running warm water through them.
wash with antibacterial soap - or buy a toy cleaner. allow to try COMPLETELY before putting it away.
if you LIGHTLY pat it with a LITTLE cornstarch AFTER washing them, they get that velvety touch to them again
store in a cool dark place - and enjoy
Thanks doll...I may have to try one of those
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