Here is my Personal... Let's see how quickly it Tanks

bmannator said:

Soooooo.... How's this working out for you??? 1000 views in 8 days??? That's almost a hundred views a day!!!

I'm kinda new around here, but it seems like all you have to do is claim to be female and BINGO!!!
The guys (and girls) come out of nowhere...
like me for example...

So??? do you come here often??? buy you a virtual drink??? car??? condo???

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This personal has actually worked out quite well. Restored a little of my faith in humanity. Not that I haven't had a few rule breakers, but for the most part everyone who took the time to read what I wrote, and respected those boundaries, I've had very nice conversations with.

Btw, I don't just claim to be female.. ~here's a shocker~ I really AM one!!!!
will wonders never cease??

I don't drink, virtual or otherwise, however a car sounds nice. I think I'd rather have the condo though.

WillBBossy said:

Oh big bottomed deity of fecundity did you know that here it is thought that only lunatics and those who keep their bees in their bonnets write to the media in green ink?

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I'm sorry... what were you saying? I was too busy counting the bats in my belfry...

RubenesqueAphrodite said:

This personal has actually worked out quite well. Restored a little of my faith in humanity. Not that I haven't had a few rule breakers, but for the most part everyone who took the time to read what I wrote, and respected those boundaries, I've had very nice conversations with.

Btw, I don't just claim to be female.. ~here's a shocker~ I really AM one!!!!
will wonders never cease??

I don't drink, virtual or otherwise, however a car sounds nice. I think I'd rather have the condo though.



I'm sorry... what were you saying? I was too busy counting the bats in my belfry...

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bmannator said:

Female huh??? So You say....
I too ... am SHOCKED!!! :O Yes... shocked ... What are the odds???

I travel ALL the way across the internet to what might be considered (and don't take this the wrong way) a "meat market", and the first "girl" I meet doesn't drink, smoke??,and... has a couple of kids to boot.(yet you claim to be alcohol free) Perhaps something stronger??? AND... no naughtyness??? wtf???...
If that isn't a fine howdy do...

With all do respect, I could have duplicated this feat at any number of bars/ clubs/ grocery stores within minutes of my home....

What can I say but.... Pack your bags Baby!!! I found you a nice penthouse!! You're Welcome!!!
All I ask in return is you keep the place spotless (no kids or pets)... stay out of the liquor cabinet...
and make yourself scarce on the weekends (in case I get "lucky") Go see your kids, or something...

Welcome to the "friend zone"

Bats??? just bats??? ...you're perfect!!!

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And a big *shake of head*

bmannator said:

Just back away s l o w l y.... AND... avoid eye contact.
He'll get bored and wander off... eventually.

OMG! now he's referring to himself in 3rd person! That's new...

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a question...
Are you male? Meaning you possess a "Y" chromosome and have excessive amounts of testosterone coursing through your body?

If you answered "yes" to the above, then it's a given you'll get bored and eventually wander off.

Women were created to recognize this, shake our heads, and reel you back in... if we so choose to..

Please, take note of the qualifier that I have bolded and underscored for convenience of the sex that the omniscient knows was merely a prototype..

P-fucking-S....^^ tongue in cheek, so don't anyone get their jocks twisted

RubenesqueAphrodite said:

a question...
Are you male? Meaning you possess a "Y" chromosome and have excessive amounts of testosterone coursing through your body?

If you answered "yes" to the above, then it's a given you'll get bored and eventually wander off.

Women were created to recognize this, shake our heads, and reel you back in... if we so choose to..

Please, take note of the qualifier that I have bolded and underscored for convenience of the sex that the omniscient knows was merely a prototype..

P-fucking-S....^^ tongue in cheek, so don't anyone get their jocks twisted

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RubenesqueAphrodite said:

You owe me lunch..

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alt_ego said:

I do, don't I. Unfortunately out of the country through Thanksgiving. Let's shoot for a day in early December. I'll call you when I'm back in country.

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let me know.. Be safe traveling.

multitalentman said:

It seems you have a large fan base. I don't think your going to get much rest now!

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lol..."fan base"... I suppose you could call it that. I like the sound of that.

RubenesqueAphrodite said:

I am SWF, 42, BBW mother of two.

More than halfway intelligent and funny to boot.

I am NOT looking for sexy chat. I just like to talk and banter back and forth.

Online/cyber sex/sexting really does nothing for me, so I apologize in advance if that is what you seek.

I'm fairly certain the words "Smart" and "Ass" are frequently used conjoinedly to describe me, so it would be very helpful if you have a solid sense of humor and at least a working knowledge in sarcasm.

I'm pretty open to most topics, and don't mind talking about sex, just won't have sexy talk. ( that means you will NOT be putting your virtual penis into my virtual holes at anytime during the conversation )

Call me a perennial student in that I like to learn knew things and enjoy hearing other's honest and respectful opinions on different music, kinks, plants, homesteading topics, etc.

I will not discuss politics. Life is too fucking short to quibble over tickle-down vs socialism.

Married need not apply. I don't like being a secret.


Wishing everyone a wonderful evening.

~Me

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Twlightdreamer said:

Hey RA....


*flying tackle hugs and pounces*

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*tucks and rolls with you*
*Grabbing some Advil on the way.*
Lol..
Whatcha doin' hanging round my thread?

RubenesqueAphrodite said:

*tucks and rolls with you*
*Grabbing some Advil on the way.*
Lol..
Whatcha doin' hanging round my thread?

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Twlightdreamer said:

Just thought I would stop by to say hi. And give a friendly bump... minus the ones from the tackle hugs.

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Much obliged..

This ole bitty's 'bout ready to turn in now..my hips can't handle the bumps..

NYC_Man said:

whats your definition of bbw?

stupid question i guess

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I'm 5'2" 236lbs...I qualify as BBW by anyone's standards not just my own..

RubenesqueAphrodite said:

I'm 5'2" 236lbs...I qualify as BBW by anyone's standards not just my own..

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Lilylovex64 said:

Funny thread, you seem interesting, I'll bump.

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MichellePhan said:

Bump for you.

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