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TheTemptresss · Nov 18, 2013

geronimo_appleby said:
uh ... why work if one doesn't have to? nobody ever lay on their death bed and said they wished they'd worked harder.

Oh I agree, but we can't all be part of the moneyed society!

Lady_Fiona said:
Cunt!!!!!

That is all.

Evening

Evening Lady F ...

geronimo_appleby said:
i do love tweaking the anon trolls:

Every nigger hates themselves for being black and their greatest desire is to have a white women (because who would want to fuck a black one) and humiliate the white man that be keeping them down for so so long. LOL Not one , I have ever met would be intelligent enough to articulate any of the scenarios described within this poor excuse of a story. Just give up and move south.

It's a theory.

Sean said:
Appleby? I totally agree.

geronimo_appleby said:
it's taken years to build up that rep.

Play nice, now ....

butterfly_flip said:
Ooooo be a cunt, eh Fi?

butterfly_flip said:
Just so I don't get accused of being an ignorant cunt, hello Sean, GA, and anyone else lurking!

Evening Flip, Sean, GA ...

Sean said:
Did you know someone tried to blow my house up a couple of weeks back? PSNI found a viable pipe bomb about 30 yards away. Fuckers evacuated me at 2 in the morning when I was on my third bottle of wine. I was less than co-operative.

How fucking inconsiderate of them. Tell them next time to leave you alone to blow up in your own home.

geronimo_appleby said:
LOL. i made it a white cuckold whose wife gives herself to a black crew. she gets the queen of spades tattoo and gets gang-fucked so they all squirt into her unprotected pussy.

...oh yeah, the hubby turns into a sissy-boy - blonde wig, heels, stockings, etc. he gets a strap-on up his hoop as training before the real deal at the end.

i'm rather very pleased with it. it's scored 3.23 or something so it's doing its job

Get the feeling I don't need to read it now - have it bookmarked, too ...

Sean said:
Armagh.

Someone has to ...

Cerediwen said:
Evening UKtype folks

Evening Cere :rose:

TiedbyChris said:
Sweet mother ..... wtf has happened here!!??

I go AWOL for a week or so and the thread dies .....at least I can't be blamed for overloading it

Wasn't specifically you, just too many posts. Evening, Chris ..

butters · Nov 18, 2013

good evening, sugar plums :rose:

geronimo_appleby · Nov 18, 2013

ah, shit:

geronimo_appleby 37
TheTemptresss 22
Sean 10
butterfly_flip 10
Lady_Fiona 8
funluvinaj 6
Cerediwen 6
badjanus 4
zukethecuke 4
OxfordDon 3

geronimo_appleby · Nov 18, 2013

butters said:
good evening, sugar plums

well, hello. :kiss:

butters · Nov 18, 2013

geronimo_appleby said:
well, hello.

yes, you're taking the lead again... not saying you talk too much. newwwwwwwwww, wouldn't say that.

so back in blighty for a brief spell? :kiss:

TiedbyChris · Nov 18, 2013

geronimo_appleby said:
ah, shit:

geronimo_appleby 37
TheTemptresss 22
Sean 10
butterfly_flip 10
Lady_Fiona 8
funluvinaj 6
Cerediwen 6
badjanus 4
zukethecuke 4
OxfordDon 3

Whoo Hoo - if I get my shit together I could make the top ten pop pickers

(can we still say that)

butters · Nov 18, 2013

TiedbyChris said:
Whoo Hoo - if I get my shit together I could make the top ten pop pickers

(can we still say that)

so long as no miners are involved - *shouts SLAG and runs*

hello, chris!

isn't the new place pretty?

TiedbyChris · Nov 18, 2013

butters said:
so long as no miners are involved - *shouts SLAG and runs*

hello, chris! isn't the new place pretty?

it's almost virginal .......

then again, must nearly be Marky time

butters · Nov 18, 2013

TiedbyChris said:
it's almost virginal .......

then again, must nearly be Marky time

has he christened this place yet?

*sniffs the air*

i don't smell him.... where'd he get to?

TiedbyChris · Nov 18, 2013

butters said:
has he christened this place yet?

*sniffs the air*

i don't smell him.... where'd he get to?

Don't sniff too much ffs ....GA is in da House and he has DaSock

butterfly_flip · Nov 18, 2013

Hey Chris, Butters :rose:

Not stopping long, I'm yawning over here in me little corner of Fred

TiedbyChris · Nov 18, 2013

butterfly_flip said:
Hey Chris, Butters

Not stopping long, I'm yawning over here in me little corner of Fred

Heyyyyy Flipsters :rose:

Yawning is allowed for Mondays

butters · Nov 18, 2013

TiedbyChris said:
Don't sniff too much ffs ....GA is in da House and he has DaSock

ah, yes...

why haven't the caution, Sock in residence boards been erected?

slackers

butterfly_flip said:
Hey Chris, Butters

Not stopping long, I'm yawning over here in me little corner of Fred

kiss, flippers x
back to work?

or something better? :devil:

i'm sleepy, too, back after time off.

TheTemptresss · Nov 18, 2013

Evening butters :rose:

glad you like the decor - picked it maself ...

butters · Nov 18, 2013

TheTemptresss said:
Evening butters glad you like the decor - picked it maself ...

very tasteful, dahlink :kiss:

you should decorate some interiors more often.

that didn't quite work, really; you need to be a guy for that to work.

butterfly_flip · Nov 18, 2013

butters said:
ah, yes...

why haven't the caution, Sock in residence boards been erected?

slackers

kiss, flippers x
back to work? or something better?

i'm sleepy, too, back after time off.

:Butters

Lack of sleep I'm afraid....one is a chronic insomniac

TiedbyChris said:
Heyyyyy Flipsters

Yawning is allowed for Mondays

Hey Chris

That's good, cos I'm bloody knackered!

TiedbyChris · Nov 18, 2013

TheTemptresss said:
Evening butters glad you like the decor - picked it maself ...

Less IKEA and more Habitat darrling

geronimo_appleby · Nov 18, 2013

butters said:
yes, you're taking the lead again... not saying you talk too much. newwwwwwwwww, wouldn't say that.

so back in blighty for a brief spell?

a week, yep.

butters said:
so long as no miners are involved - *shouts SLAG and runs*

hello, chris! isn't the new place pretty?

minors. fuckin' poets, i've shit 'em

TiedbyChris said:
Don't sniff too much ffs ....GA is in da House and he has DaSock

and the sock smells a bit, too.

i blame wendy taylor and jane bond.

TheTemptresss · Nov 18, 2013

butters said:
very tasteful, dahlink

you should decorate some interiors more often.

that didn't quite work, really; you need to be a guy for that to work.

Hehe yeah .... :devil:

butterfly_flip said:
:Butters
Lack of sleep I'm afraid....one is a chronic insomniac

Hey Chris

That's good, cos I'm bloody knackered!

We're all yawning here
think it's off to bed after the jungle thing

TiedbyChris said:
Less IKEA and more Habitat darrling

Hmmmm. Not sure which is worse.

TiedbyChris · Nov 18, 2013

geronimo_appleby said:
a week, yep.

minors. fuckin' poets, i've shit 'em

and the sock smells a bit, too. i blame wendy taylor and jane bond.

just noticed.... does "Fuck my dirty hole" need to have (anal) afterwards?

Jane Bond, not James ?

butters · Nov 18, 2013

butterfly_flip said:
:Butters
Lack of sleep I'm afraid....one is a chronic insomniac

Hey Chris

That's good, cos I'm bloody knackered!

gosh, that sucks :rose:

geronimo_appleby said:
a week, yep.

nice one. you're such a trip! er...

minors. fuckin' poets, i've shit 'em

and the sock smells a bit, too. i blame wendy taylor and jane bond.

no minors allowed!

hence miners and SLAG aka heap

fuckin' story tellers, i fuckin' eat 'em (thinks about that...)

blow it up! (the sock)

geronimo_appleby · Nov 18, 2013

TiedbyChris said:
just noticed.... does "Fuck my dirty hole" need to have (anal) afterwards?

Jane Bond, not James ?

hey, some bloke had a pop (no pun) because i put a warning in a preamble for the cuck story. he said what use is a warning AFTER he's clicked the submission open ... uhm ... where the fuck else am i going to put a comment on a piece other than a preamble, which has to come as part of the text itself?

so, yes, for some of them it does need to be clarified.

and jane, most definitely.

geronimo_appleby · Nov 18, 2013

butters said:
gosh, that sucks

no minors allowed!

hence miners and SLAG aka heap

fuckin' story tellers, i fuckin' eat 'em (thinks about that...)

blow it up! (the sock)

you put your lips near the sock, i ain't going near that fucker!

TheTemptresss · Nov 18, 2013

geronimo_appleby said:
you put your lips near the sock, i ain't going near that fucker!

Take the pin out, put the grenade in the sock, throw a very long way off, take cover .... :cattail:

butters · Nov 18, 2013

geronimo_appleby said:
you put your lips near the sock, i ain't going near that fucker!

my lips, that sock? no way, josé.
bushtucker trial material, that

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