Do you have tits and wits?

I believe neither point is in question, gravity has not yet taken its toll and I notice admirers often.
 
anything over a mouthful is wasted.

Not true. Not saying that a mouthful or less is useless by any means, I have quite the imagination, and if she is open to a few things then there is a lot of fun to be had.

But more than mouthful can be just as fun and I would never waste them.
 
Contrary to rumors, myths and legends, I am simply a slightly above average man looking for ladies who enjoy stimulating conversation. ;)
 
Love this!

King of wit with a nice undertone, perhaps more of an overtone of 'Master' material. You could be fun to play with.

You really should look into the sexy toy factory business-this and Oompa Loompas has me in stitches.

I like you, for no reason other than your witticisms and candor.

I happen to have tits, but most people don't notice them at first. (not because they are small, they are quite large). They notice my green eyes. I am told by many that people feel as though they can get lost in them. Once they assess the eyes, they notice the boobs. ;)

Who am I fooling? I am a smart cookie with a very playful nature which fools people into thinking I am much younger than I really am.

So have you found your match or conquest?
 
King of wit with a nice undertone, perhaps more of an overtone of 'Master' material. You could be fun to play with.

You really should look into the sexy toy factory business-this and Oompa Loompas has me in stitches.

I like you, for no reason other than your witticisms and candor.

I happen to have tits, but most people don't notice them at first. (not because they are small, they are quite large). They notice my green eyes. I am told by many that people feel as though they can get lost in them. Once they assess the eyes, they notice the boobs. ;)

Who am I fooling? I am a smart cookie with a very playful nature which fools people into thinking I am much younger than I really am.

So have you found your match or conquest?

Sadly your PMs are off
 
How many pages back did you have to go to find this old gem?

I haven't logged on here in several years, so color me surprised when I find several emails with private messages answering this.

My past just had blast.
 
How many pages back did you have to go to find this old gem?

I haven't logged on here in several years, so color me surprised when I find several emails with private messages answering this.

My past just had blast.

isnt that fun! enjoy!!

im guessing they did a search and came up with your personal

theres no way this was just available being 4 or 5 years old.
 
It is not about the size but more about the sensitivity of her breasts, does she like having her nipples licked and nibbled on, does she like the felling of a mans fingers pressed into the softness of her breasts, the soft caress of fingers gliding over the curves of her breasts.
 
Yes, you read that correctly. No, I am not looking for girls with just huge tits, but I will not discriminate if you do. Seriously, you just need to have tits, their size doesn't matter.

You also need wits. I am not necessarily looking for MENSA material, but please be able to construct a complete sentence.

Me - I am an overly intelligent guy with either a photographic or pornographic memory. The doctors are still studying me, but that is their prognosis thus far.

I have an over sexually active imagination that needs to be shared with a woman who knows how to nurture it and help bring it to life. I have a handful of kinks that I would love to explore and for the record, incest is not one of them.

In a nutshell, I am looking for an intelligent woman to exchange sexual fantasies with over a variety of mediums, including but not limited to, e-mail, IM, skype voice, and maybe at some future date, cam - but that is only a possibility.

I look forward to any and all replies from the wonderful women of Lit.

I am surely glad you are an OVERLY intelligent guy! Otherwise the Lit story you wrote might be in the nails on a chalkboard style using the second person “You” pronoun. Oh wait, it is.
 
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