John Doe
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Is it's not painful then what's the point?
ten rules of anal sex - a butt fucking thread
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Is it's not painful then what's the point?
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best anal sex ever involved no lube and screams.
*sigh*
i couldn't walk the next day.
John Doe
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Thank you for sharing that and please feel free to go into more detail.
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it was quite embarrassing.
please fuck me harder.
rougher.
like a little slut.
so on and so on, until my ass got what it needed.
i think i may have passed out.
it was nice.
my rear was sore for a while.
Sonny Limatina
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I found these rules on the internet. They're for anal sex, unless "foosball" doesn't mean what I think it does.
Rule 9 seems a little old fashioned.
1. Coin toss to see who serves first.
2. Serve the ball through the hole any way you want, but you must touch the ball with a man before you score.
3. After goals, team scored UPON serves the ball.
4. Ball off the table is given to the team last scored UPON.
5. If the ball stops moving and you can't reach it, "Dead Ball" give it to the team last scored UPON.
6. You can call 'Time Out' if you have the ball.
7. Make sure the other team is ready before you call 'Time In'.
8. You can't reach into the table for the ball while it is in play.
9. Be polite, no swearing, and have fun.
10. You can only have the ball for 15 seconds in any one place.
Rule 9 seems a little old fashioned.
1. Coin toss to see who serves first.
2. Serve the ball through the hole any way you want, but you must touch the ball with a man before you score.
3. After goals, team scored UPON serves the ball.
4. Ball off the table is given to the team last scored UPON.
5. If the ball stops moving and you can't reach it, "Dead Ball" give it to the team last scored UPON.
6. You can call 'Time Out' if you have the ball.
7. Make sure the other team is ready before you call 'Time In'.
8. You can't reach into the table for the ball while it is in play.
9. Be polite, no swearing, and have fun.
10. You can only have the ball for 15 seconds in any one place.
Dionysian Beast
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That's the only way to do it.
bronzeage
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Most current surreal moment concerning anal sex:
A young woman (20 years old) declares "Butt sex hurts. There's no other way"
"Why is that?" I ask.
"Because," she replies and curls her forefinger tight against her thumb and peeks at me through the tiny puckered opening, "A butt hole is only this big!"
A young woman (20 years old) declares "Butt sex hurts. There's no other way"
"Why is that?" I ask.
"Because," she replies and curls her forefinger tight against her thumb and peeks at me through the tiny puckered opening, "A butt hole is only this big!"
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butters
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you need to educate her. *nods*
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LOL touche!
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one-to-one in person, perhaps - just shower her with the power of your words of bronzeage wisdom
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one-to-one in person, perhaps - just shower her with the power of your words of bronzeage wisdom
I am a river to my people and never disappoint.
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