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Literotica Guru
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Mind boggling...*Rushes out to buy 42inch 3D TV*
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nice patch in those first two photos. quitting smoking, eh?
Mind boggling...*Rushes out to buy 42inch 3D TV*
You should get smell o vision. Would be much more interesting.
It would, but those breasts probably taste better
Leche de Madres huh?
I don't speak French, but I can kiss like them
Its spanish. Mothers milk. You are too funny!
Exceptional lips...........and not even close to too much.......
*Slaps forehead* If only my humour was the key to a woman's bedroom
Hmm, a lot of the times, humor unlocks doors you would not expect them to. Making a woman laugh is close to making her orgasm.
Tits and a smile!
the utter lusciousness of your "look what I have here" pose sets hearts aflutter and confirms the readiness of our other parts!
I'll take the orgasm and leave the humour* outside.
(*UK spelling)
That's a shame. I prefer them both. A well rounded man is irresistibally sexy to me.
Can I not just be a 1/2 rounded man and take the 'irresistibly' out of it?
1/2 rounded huh? Hmmm. I don't know. Maybe we could negotiate. Which half is left behind??
Negotiations are a good start. How about the front half, it's bigger
Bwahahaha nice! But I was thinking more like top or bottom. If you want to delete humor from the equation you might as well chuck the top half out since it holds the most sensual and sexual part of the male anatomy.....the brain.
Is that where wanting to fuck someone's brains out comes in?
Touche'!
It was low, but appropriate...
'ow 'bout mo' piccies?