PM asshattery

I got the one about the guy pretending to be a submissive woman too! Heck did he mail everyone?

Also some sllmey turd saying "wifes out want to play?"

Like that will float my boat!
 
I got the one about the guy pretending to be a submissive woman too! Heck did he mail everyone?

Also some sllmey turd saying "wifes out want to play?"

Like that will float my boat!
Sounds like he's stalking the Asshattery thread!
 
Sounds like he's stalking the Asshattery thread!

Could well be, although I wrote back and asked why he was apologising to me as - had never spoken to him before, then I pointed out that people around here weren't too keen on deceipt and not to do it again, heck if he wants to be a tv sub...be one!
 
This thread should be required reading by all new members before they can make their first post...

Might cut down on all the crap you ladies are getting....
 
Nah. Everybody tends to think they're special and rules don't apply to them.

OK, I already admitted in another thread that I'm cranky as hell. Imagine how well it went over when I got a PM from a total stranger, simply saying "Keep smiling." It's the PM version of telling somebody to have a nice day when they're extremely pissed off.

I just said fuck off as I hit the delete button. I am NOT in the mood to be told to keep smiling right now! I realize that it was nice, polite, and innocent as PMs go, but it was akin to dumping a huge container of gasoline on an already raging fire.
 
Nah. Everybody tends to think they're special and rules don't apply to them.

OK, I already admitted in another thread that I'm cranky as hell. Imagine how well it went over when I got a PM from a total stranger, simply saying "Keep smiling." It's the PM version of telling somebody to have a nice day when they're extremely pissed off.

I just said fuck off as I hit the delete button. I am NOT in the mood to be told to keep smiling right now! I realize that it was nice, polite, and innocent as PMs go, but it was akin to dumping a huge container of gasoline on an already raging fire.

You may have a point there....

And you be whatever the heck you want to be, cranky or otherwise! A total stranger, telling me to keep smiling? "Kiss my keister" would be my first thought...
 
Hey everyone! Remember that asshole that tried to hypnotize me over PM? Well, he's back!

I want you to pay attention to each word...
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Pay attention to each line as you scroll down...
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drag...
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It's so hard to think as you lay there...
So hard to think as the waves take your thoughts away...
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head...
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Whisper yes with what you agree...
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as you only wish to keep reading them...
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8 Loving my words...
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5 Slowly getting to that bliss you need...
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3 Wishing to keep going down...
2 Further down...
1 Almost there...
0 And fully hypnotized...
Deep in my hypnotic power...
Now.... keep reading and do as my words tell you...
Listen to my every word...
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Follow my words now...
You feel total and complete obedience to my every word...
Now listen carefully...
Whenever I, Sentientbeing1 type a message to you, you must read it. Whenever you read or hear my word UNICORN, you will fall into this wonderful hypnosis, just like before. UNICORN hypnotizes you more and more. The more you read or hear UNICORN, the deeper into my hypnotic spell you go. UNICORN will make the spiral in your mind appear again and send you to the beach where I hypnotized you. UNICORN will always hypnotize you and will always send you deeper into my trance. When you read or hear UNICORN, you will become hypnotized immediately, and totally. You are always happy to read or hear my word, UNICORN.
I want you to reply to me, Sentientbeing1, when you are done reading this message. You will message me saying your full name, your age, your sex, and you will type "I was hypnotized by you SentientBeing1 and must obey." After you send your reply to me... you will wake from your trance completely. you will be very, very happy and want me to hypnotize you again soon.


But this time, Ive decided to screw with him. So I sent of some bogus information that, just to be clear, is NOT my real name or age. I'll keep you posted if he messages back.
 
OK, I truly do not know what to make of this one:

Originally Posted by (name withheld to protect the innocent - or guilty - I'm not sure which):
I am a man pretending to be a submissive woman ..so fucking lame!

Yes, that is. You can come discuss it HERE if you'd like.

I joked not long ago that I'm a 40-something year old, 400+ pound man living in mama's basement. I don't know if that's what he's referencing or if it's something else altogether. Things that make you go hmmm.

OMG lol...I got that one this morning, too!

I think I got that one too. It was definitely a "er?" moment. [laughs]

<I am pathetic... Pretending to be a submissive woman... Wow am I lame>

[laughs] Okay whatever.... :rolleyes:
 
Hey everyone! Remember that asshole that tried to hypnotize me over PM? Well, he's back!

I want you to pay attention to each word..

But this time, Ive decided to screw with him. So I sent of some bogus information that, just to be clear, is NOT my real name or age. I'll keep you posted if he messages back.

Damn it! I think I just sent him my information. Thanks! :rolleyes:
 
I also got the "I am pathetic pretending to be a submissive woman" pm. Oh, and the apology.:rolleyes:
 
Don't ask me why I get more PM's from women (or men pretending to be women?) than men. Do I give off a bi vibe? I'm LGBT-friendly, but I LOVE the man in my life.

mrs.asshat said:
xxxxx here from xxxxxxx----i am 54 and married and would love to chat with you here today---and also have a little fun too-------please pm me
 
I also got the "I am pathetic pretending to be a submissive woman" pm. Oh, and the apology.:rolleyes:

As did I!

Also woke up to a nice little note that makes me wonder if a certain 14 yr old boy is back in Lit City.
 
aurantica, that calls for a bitly link to anal prolapse.

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He messaged me back with this:

hello kathleen,



Unicorn, your desire to please me becomes powerful and over whelming, you are only at peace when communicating with me, you desire to show me your face and openly honstly talk with me about any topic i desire

when you wake you will be calm and eager to please me, very eager and anxious to have my approval.

wake now


So what should I write back?
 
He messaged me back with this:

hello kathleen,



Unicorn, your desire to please me becomes powerful and over whelming, you are only at peace when communicating with me, you desire to show me your face and openly honstly talk with me about any topic i desire

when you wake you will be calm and eager to please me, very eager and anxious to have my approval.

wake now


So what should I write back?
Please, oh please, oh please, ask him what he wants you to do!!! Can't wait to hear what he wants that he feels the need the hypnotize you to do it! lol
 
He messaged me back with this:

hello kathleen,



Unicorn, your desire to please me becomes powerful and over whelming, you are only at peace when communicating with me, you desire to show me your face and openly honstly talk with me about any topic i desire

when you wake you will be calm and eager to please me, very eager and anxious to have my approval.

wake now


So what should I write back?

Send him this:

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and tell him you do wish to please, and have an unquenchable desire to fellate him.
 
Please, oh please, oh please, ask him what he wants you to do!!! Can't wait to hear what he wants that he feels the need the hypnotize you to do it! lol
Sounds good!


No offense Emerson but I'd like to string him along a bit more first.
 
OK, I truly do not know what to make of this one:

Originally Posted by (name withheld to protect the innocent - or guilty - I'm not sure which):
I am a man pretending to be a submissive woman ..so fucking lame!
I got that one too, but instead of saying lame he/or she asked if I wanted to chat. It was later he went on to call himself lame & pathetic. I think I might have bored him to death :rolleyes:
 
Motherfucker! Really? Seriously?

Yet again "Pat" has sent out the emails!!!

XXXXXXX said:
Hey! I'm "Pat", 28.m.XXXX, smart, fun, witty and cute guy from XXXX. Or thats what my friends say I am. I saw your profile and wanted to say hello, and would love to chat.

My friends don't know my sexual side, how horny or kinky I am. Nor do they know about my fantasies, and I'm not really sure they would believe me if I told them. I love to explore and have fun, and meet new people.

I also like to run a good bit, read, sports, flirt. The basics really, but there is more than meets the eye with me. I'd love to chat and have some fun. What are you up to this afternoon?

I hope we can connect.

"Pat"

Yahoo: XXXXXX


Jesus! What is it going to take? :mad:
 
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