Who do you wanna fuck right now?

Saucyminx · Apr 13, 2006

Hallowed Eve said:
P.S.

Hubby says he won't buy me anymore penises. Says I have two already... *sniffle*

That is just. . . cruel and unusual! Come sit on Aunt Minxy's lap and tell her about the hurt.

Lady Reiha said:
sweet! I made you ice cream cake! *presents it*

and thanks for the flower *blushes stupidly*

Yum! *doing the happy dance of ice cream cake joy*

and my pleasure tootse.

Here endth my merry hijack of this thread. I would like to fuck my eye doctor. Damn he is a hottie, older, white hair, distinguished and i'm going to see him in about half an hour. :catroar:

BedtimeStories77 · Apr 13, 2006

Saucyminx said:
That is just. . . cruel and unusual! Come sit on Aunt Minxy's lap and tell her about the hurt.

I know! He's such a meanie head! *sniffle*

I feel so comforted sitting on my auntie's lap.

Maybe it's the strap-on you placed on your thigh? :cathappy:

Saucyminx · Apr 13, 2006

Hallowed Eve said:
I know! He's such a meanie head! *sniffle*

I feel so comforted sitting on my auntie's lap. Maybe it's the strap-on you placed on your thigh?

Well that, and that soothing buzzing sensation.

BedtimeStories77 · Apr 13, 2006

Ahhhh, yes. I thought there was a little something extra there!

If hubby won't buy me more penises, I'll have to borrow auntie's!!!

SEVERUSMAX · Apr 13, 2006

Hallowed Eve said:
He's said in the past, as long as he knew about it, he wouldn't consider me being with a woman cheating. As is, I haven't been with a woman in over 5 years now. (And our relationship is over 5 years old. Hmmm...) Who knows if he really meant it, though, if I ever found someone to be with.

Well, if you told him, yeah that wouldn't be cheating....of course, it wouldn't be cheating if you told him about a guy, either, but he clearly doesn't find that acceptable. Hmm....Makes no sense to set one rule for one sex and a different one for another. JMHO.

But you evidently love him a lot to sacrifice the right to fuck around for him. I really do hope that he appreciates you for that.

Oh, well....I can fantasize, at least.....particularly about...well I best not mention it.

BedtimeStories77 · Apr 14, 2006

SEVERUSMAX said:
Well, if you told him, yeah that wouldn't be cheating....of course, it wouldn't be cheating if you told him about a guy, either, but he clearly doesn't find that acceptable. Hmm....Makes no sense to set one rule for one sex and a different one for another. JMHO.

But you evidently love him a lot to sacrifice the right to fuck around for him. I really do hope that he appreciates you for that.

Oh, well....I can fantasize, at least.....particularly about...well I best not mention it.

I can fantasize, too... lol Yes, I do love him. Just wish he was a sexual being. *sigh*

sirhugs · Apr 14, 2006

Hallowed Eve said:
I can fantasize, too... lol Yes, I do love him. Just wish he was a sexual being. *sigh*

no wonder then that on your weding orgy thread, he spends most of his time tied up.

Saucyminx · Apr 14, 2006

sirhugs said:
no wonder then that on your weding orgy thread, he spends most of his time tied up.

Well someone has to keep Uncle Grouchybutt company.

sirhugs · Apr 14, 2006

Saucyminx said:
Well someone has to keep Uncle Grouchybutt company.

thought Unk was home scratching his hairy....

BedtimeStories77 · Apr 15, 2006

sirhugs said:
no wonder then that on your weding orgy thread, he spends most of his time tied up.

Yup! lol

sirhugs · Apr 15, 2006

Hallowed Eve said:
Yup! lol

well, at least he gets a turn eating your cream pie....

sirhugs · Apr 16, 2006

Jennifer Garner.

Elektra sucked as a movie, but she looked yummy....

Lady Reiha · Apr 16, 2006

my head hurtz

sirhugs · Apr 16, 2006

Lady Reiha said:
my head hurtz

would a good fucking help that?

phil196662 · Apr 17, 2006

Hallowed Eve said:
P.S.

Hubby says he won't buy me anymore penises. Says I have two already... *sniffle*

you can never have too many toy's, Variety is the spice of life!

BedtimeStories77 · Apr 18, 2006

phil196662 said:
you can never have too many toy's, Variety is the spice of life!

I agree!!!! Buy me a penis.

sirhugs · Apr 18, 2006

Hallowed Eve said:
I agree!!!! Buy me a penis.

ebony or ivory?

sirhugs · Apr 18, 2006

Julianne Moore. She improves with age....

phil196662 · Apr 18, 2006

sirhugs said:
ebony or ivory?

what color would be your next purchase

BedtimeStories77 · Apr 19, 2006

sirhugs said:
ebony or ivory?

Right now I have an ebony and purple penis.

Lady Reiha · Apr 19, 2006

I wanna fuck the guy in my sig

>.>
<.<

Reiha has a crush? OMFG!!! *runs away, blushing*

Darien Krain · Apr 19, 2006

Hong Kong CAT III star Sophie Ngan.

JackHarrison · Apr 19, 2006

Lady Reiha.

Something about her whole dark, anime chic.

ILMSM · Apr 19, 2006

my nieghbors daughter. aswell as actress Keira Knightley

sirhugs · Apr 19, 2006

ILMSM said:
my nieghbors daughter. aswell as actress Keira Knightley

together?

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