Things you NEVER want to hear while having sex

lovecraft68

Bad Doggie

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• Dec 9, 2012

• #226

That's not cum, its pus

 

loquere

Smile!

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• Dec 9, 2012

• #227

Why's your mom behind you?

 

loquere

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• Dec 9, 2012

• #228

Peekaboo

 

loquere

Smile!

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• Dec 9, 2012

• #229

Yippee ki yay motherfucker

 

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StephenMiletus

Experienced

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• Dec 9, 2012

• #230

Shit, I forgot to take my anti-schizophrenic meds again!

 

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StephenMiletus

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• Dec 9, 2012

• #231

Have I ever told you that "Henry, Portrait of a Serial Killer" is my most favorite movie of all time?

 

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StephenMiletus

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• Dec 9, 2012

• #232

I want to be like Aileen Wuornos when I grow up.

 

loquere

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• Dec 9, 2012

• #233

"LET'S PUT A SMILE ON YOUR FACE!" With Joker makeup

 

topace

Lit's Resident Eagle

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• Dec 9, 2012

• #234

(When not wearing a condom) either:

"I forgot my pill today"

or

"I shouldn't allow you to fuck me bareback today, cause I'm fertile today"

 

loquere

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• Dec 9, 2012

• #235

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o

 

loquere

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• Dec 9, 2012

• #236

Do you mind putting a bag over your head?-Stolen from the above video

 

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StephenMiletus

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• Dec 9, 2012

• #237

What are you doing with my American Girl doll?

 

loquere

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• Dec 9, 2012

• #238

Who you?

 

loquere

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• Dec 9, 2012

• #239

Why are you freezing?

 

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StephenMiletus

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• Dec 9, 2012

• #240

Why are you taking your clothes off? I invited you up to tell you about Scientology: how it saved my life & will make you more able in life!

 

loquere

Smile!

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• Dec 9, 2012

• #241

Yes maybe I don't know

 

TE999

How 'bout a kiss, baby

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• Dec 9, 2012

• #242

"When you're done I wanna watch 'My Little Pony'."

 

TE999

How 'bout a kiss, baby

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• Dec 9, 2012

• #243

"You can use some of my salve."

 

TE999

How 'bout a kiss, baby

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• Dec 9, 2012

• #244

"Why are you turning blue?"

 

TE999

How 'bout a kiss, baby

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• Dec 9, 2012

• #245

"Whoops, I think I overdid it with those Kegel Exercises."

 

TE999

How 'bout a kiss, baby

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• Dec 9, 2012

• #246

"What part of 'I'm a Transvestite' did you not understand?"

 

TE999

How 'bout a kiss, baby

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• Dec 9, 2012

• #247

"Lift my balls, see, there it is."

 

LaRascasse

I dream, therefore I am

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• Dec 9, 2012

• #248

Are you having a heart attack or is that your orgasm face?

 

Handley_Page

Draco interdum Vincit

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• Dec 9, 2012

• #249

The Fire Alarm

 

loquere

Smile!

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• Dec 9, 2012

• #250

"fuck me like a nun."