The Naked Party Thread

voluptuary_manque · May 13, 2012

About twelve years ago the original trellis under mine big one got so termite ridden I had to support the vine and build a new one beneath it. I forget how many neighbors stopped by with worried looks asking, "You aren't going to cut it down, are you? It's so beautiful it's a neighborhood landmark!" So what it all comes down to is that when the day comes that I sell the cave I'll have to warn the new owners, "Don't mess with the wisteria! These people who live around here all seem like nice, civilized folk but if anything happens to the plant it will be pitchfork and torches time. Be warned!"

SweetWitch · May 13, 2012

voluptuary_manque said:
About twelve years ago the original trellis under mine big one got so termite ridden I had to support the vine and build a new one beneath it. I forget how many neighbors stopped by with worried looks asking, "You aren't going to cut it down, are you? It's so beautiful it's a neighborhood landmark!" So what it all comes down to is that when the day comes that I sell the cave I'll have to warn the new owners, "Don't mess with the wisteria! These people who live around here all seem like nice, civilized folk but if anything happens to the plant it will be pitchfork and torches time. Be warned!"

Send me a picture of it, will you? I'd love to see it.

voluptuary_manque · May 13, 2012

Easy. However I must point out that in his southerly clime the bloom occurs in March. Right now it's an attractive awning . . . with a twisted trunk thicker than my thigh!

topace · May 13, 2012

*strips off his clothes so he can rejoin the party* Nice to be back! How's everyone doing this evening?

SweetWitch · May 13, 2012

topace said:
*strips off his clothes so he can rejoin the party* Nice to be back! How's everyone doing this evening?

I'm tired. How are you?

voluptuary_manque said:
Easy. However I must point out that in his southerly clime the bloom occurs in March. Right now it's an attractive awning . . . with a twisted trunk thicker than my thigh!

The one in the back yard of my house has developed into a tree. The trunk is almost as wide as my husband's thigh. I've two or three more that took up residence in the shrubbery. I'll leave them. I find them very beautiful.

topace · May 13, 2012

Happy to be off work. I don't think I'll get done my writing goal for today.

Handley_Page · May 13, 2012

Good evening all.
It's been a tiring day at the Canal-side, listening to the faint sounds of piscatory laughter as they laugh at my attempts.

voluptuary_manque · May 13, 2012

Happy Mother's Day to all those who are appropriately named.

stickygirl · May 13, 2012

voluptuary_manque said:
Happy Mother's Day to all those who are appropriately named.

* pushing door to *
Hi all! Phew - there's a lot of very enthusiastic posters out there! Hard to get a word in edgeways.
*slumps into comfy sofa next to bear and twirls a bit of handsome fur in my fingers*
Do we have any of that echinacea and raspberry tea left?

SweetWitch · May 14, 2012

Ah, what a pleasant day.

topace · May 14, 2012

At work today, one co-worker suggested I date another co-worker who's ten years younger than me. I told him no way, because I don't date girls that much younger than me (never been on a date anyways) and I hardly get along with her as it is, let alone good enough to be brave enough to ask her on a date.

Another co-worker had good advice (it also gave me an idea for a story): "Don't dip your pen in the company ink." (You can probably figure out what he was referring to.)

Handley_Page · May 14, 2012

topace said:
Another co-worker had good advice (it also gave me an idea for a story): "Don't dip your pen in the company ink." (You can probably figure out what he was referring to.)

That advice was given to me as "Don't puke on your own Doorstep".

Good Morning all.
Who's pinched the Doughnuts ?

topace · May 14, 2012

Good morning HP.

Going to be another great day here! Too bad I have to work indoors for my 12-5 shift today!

SweetMaj · May 14, 2012

Handley_Page said:
That advice was given to me as "Don't puke on your own Doorstep".

Good Morning all.
Who's pinched the Doughnuts ?

I didn't!

(I think.)

topace · May 14, 2012

SweetMaj said:
I didn't!

(I think.)

*wishes he had some Boston Cream doughnuts from Tim Horton's right now*

Handley_Page · May 14, 2012

Good Evening all,
Anyone care to join me in a modest libation ?

voluptuary_manque · May 15, 2012

I believe there's a keg of Summer Ale under the bar.

SweetMaj · May 15, 2012

If you Nakeds want anything from me I'll be under the bar.

*Hic*

Tricialen · May 15, 2012

Good evening Naked's .....

lance gt · May 15, 2012

Tricialen said:
Good evening Naked's .....

Hi Baby

topace · May 15, 2012

Got some red wine for me? I got til 5PM Friday off, so I might as well party when I'm not writing, reading, cooking, or sleeping.

Tricialen · May 15, 2012

lance gt said:
Hi Baby

Hummm not sleeping tonight... kisses :kiss:

topace · May 15, 2012

Where's my wine?

Handley_Page · May 15, 2012

topace said:
Where's my wine?

In front of you

Maj, you should not be under the bar. Unless you want me to BE the bar ?

SweetMaj · May 15, 2012

Handley_Page said:
In front of you

Maj, you should not be under the bar. Unless you want me to BE the bar ?

That's what I was hoping for,HP.

:cattail:

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