ADmiral3
Really Experienced
- Joined
- Feb 19, 2016
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"That was made up?!Sorry. It's just that my boyfriend talked so much about it when it supposedly occurred. God, I feel so sorry for Gerry..."
I could see that she was upset. Perfect. One step closer to convincing her to leave him and follow me upstairs.
"Well, about my chest. As you might have noticed, it's pretty big. Big enough that I broke my vase yesterday while I was cleaning! So yeah, they get in the way and occasionally strain my back."
I smiled at her widely now. She was opening up, the drinks seemed to be kicking in. Her movements were growing more and more disconcerted as well, and a grin was plastered to her face. I nodded to the Bartender, thankful for his help. Little did he know how much he was really helping me right now.
"Do you have a girlfriend Mal? You seemed awfully lonely today."
This time I laughed outright. I couldn't believe this was happening. And from the look of things, the others wouldn't be back for a good long while now. I had her on my hook, and now she was playing along, without any more encouragement from me!
"Well, I used to have one. She was going to come with me here, actually, but the night before, she dumped me. Said that I wasn't 'wild' enough for her. It sucks, but hey! That makes me a free man again. I just wish I'd known before the trip. Now, you mentioned back strain? I might be able to help you with that. A few months ago I took some massage lessons to help with my now'ex girlfriend's back issues, maybe I could help you too? I have my supplies up in my room, if you'd like to join me."
I could see that she was upset. Perfect. One step closer to convincing her to leave him and follow me upstairs.
"Well, about my chest. As you might have noticed, it's pretty big. Big enough that I broke my vase yesterday while I was cleaning! So yeah, they get in the way and occasionally strain my back."
I smiled at her widely now. She was opening up, the drinks seemed to be kicking in. Her movements were growing more and more disconcerted as well, and a grin was plastered to her face. I nodded to the Bartender, thankful for his help. Little did he know how much he was really helping me right now.
"Do you have a girlfriend Mal? You seemed awfully lonely today."
This time I laughed outright. I couldn't believe this was happening. And from the look of things, the others wouldn't be back for a good long while now. I had her on my hook, and now she was playing along, without any more encouragement from me!
"Well, I used to have one. She was going to come with me here, actually, but the night before, she dumped me. Said that I wasn't 'wild' enough for her. It sucks, but hey! That makes me a free man again. I just wish I'd known before the trip. Now, you mentioned back strain? I might be able to help you with that. A few months ago I took some massage lessons to help with my now'ex girlfriend's back issues, maybe I could help you too? I have my supplies up in my room, if you'd like to join me."