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Could be worse. I mean, think of what salmon have to go through to breed.
my hand is in a splint.
well fuck. fruck. fruckity fruck.
word games and wine don't mix.
my hand is in a splint.
You're evil, FU. Thanks for reminding me just why it is that I liked you when you were here before.Geez... that's taking "beating off" to new extremes! Maybe you need to give your hand a safeword?
Geez... that's taking "beating off" to new extremes! Maybe you need to give your hand a safeword?
my hand is in a splint.
Geez... that's taking "beating off" to new extremes! Maybe you need to give your hand a safeword?
Holy crap!Wow, just when you think things can't get any crazier...
For Canucks
For Yanks
Flammable water. Wow.
Furthermore, it was probably a guy.Whoever started that whole 'motherhood is the most rewarding career you can have' thing came up with that to placate a mother who was on the verge of duct taping her children to the ceiling.
Furthermore, it was probably a guy.
Wow, just when you think things can't get any crazier...
For Canucks
For Yanks
Flammable water. Wow.
You won't have to look far to find it.I'm going to go find some oil-soaked sand to bury my head in now. Thanks.
Whoever started that whole 'motherhood is the most rewarding career you can have' thing came up with that to placate a mother who was on the verge of duct taping her children to the ceiling.
Furthermore, it was probably a guy.
Yes. Who didn't want to deal with the squabbling children.
Add this into the sun randomly deciding that sunspots are so last century and thus going wacky and people wonder why I am not too worried about my retirement. We'll all be blown to hell, or 'living' in a thoroughly toxic morass by then.
I'm going to go find some oil-soaked sand to bury my head in now. Thanks.
You won't have to look far to find it.
Ah, the joys of summer vacation.