The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

Noor said:

and you get a satellite

I put in 50 feet of coaxial cable.

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SwitchMami said:

And the cable guy calls to say he's not coming til next week

I put in the Wicked Witch of the West's old broom....

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Tio_Narratore said:

and the dungeon is swept free of cobwebs.

I put in a "Watch Out for Falling Houses" sign...

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Tio_Narratore said:

and the dungeon is swept free of cobwebs.

I put in a "Watch Out for Falling Houses" sign...

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slyc_willie said:

And you get a punch of CG-created popped balloons from the movie "Up."

I put in a six-pack of dark German beer.

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Tio_Narratore said:

and you get a squad of dark Germans.

I put in a schwartzwalderkirschentorte...

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slyc_willie said:

And you get back a crazy doctor with a thing for very big guys.

(I'm assuming you were referencing Young Frankenstein)

I put in a sedative . . . .

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Tio_Narratore said:

and the Black Forest Cherry Cake is more effective.

(either is ok...)

I put in a Frank 'N' Stein...

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Noor said:

and you get Tim Curry

I put in an incredible garden

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Noor said:

and you get Tim Curry

I put in an incredible garden

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Tio_Narratore said:

and find yourself caught between good and evil.

I put in a garden gnome...

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NekoParks said:

and you get a free Travelocity tour...

I put in a stitch in time…

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Saxon_Hart said:

But you are forced to wear one of those veterinary cones to keep you from messing with that stitch.


I put in a cult of personality.

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Handley_Page said:

Which, owing to a misprint, gets banned



I put in a small snow storm

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Tio_Narratore said:

and you get back a blizzard.

I put in a late spring...

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Handley_Page said:

The funeral is next week.



I put in a glass of lemonade

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Tio_Narratore said:

and with it comes a promise of summer.

I put in a broken promise...

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Handley_Page said:

but we've got accustomed to them.



I put in a school bus

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Tio_Narratore said:

and the wheels go 'round and 'round.

I put in a Mystery Tour...

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Handley_Page said:

but the Beatles are playing elsewhere



I put in a BLue Meanie

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Saxon_Hart said:

But he runs away when given a purple nurple.


I put in a wet willy.

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NekoParks said:

and I would say your foreplay is very elementary...

I put in a red guitar, three chords, and the truth...

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Saxon_Hart said:

But the acid heads in the front row trip out and have to be escorted off of the premises.


I put in a 300 watt Marshall stack.

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NekoParks said:

and you get beautiful guitar tones at any volume...

I put in Edge's guitar...

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Tio_Narratore said:

and you get Edgar's ukelele.

I put in an airy g-string...

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