The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

YoursSINSerely · Sep 7, 2011

Handley_Page said:
and we sit and discuss matters of the day.

I put in a thunderstorm

And, I bring out my golf umbrella.

I put in a hole for one. :devil:

Handley_Page · Sep 7, 2011

YoursSINSerely said:
And, I bring out my golf umbrella.

I put in a hole for one.

But the Grandstand crowd has wandered off to the Clubhouse.

I put in a large glass of Scotch.

YoursSINSerely · Sep 7, 2011

Handley_Page said:
But the Grandstand crowd has wandered off to the Clubhouse.

I put in a large glass of Scotch.

and, the glass is as big as your trophy. Cheers!

I put in a banner.

Handley_Page · Sep 7, 2011

YoursSINSerely said:
and, the glass is as big as your trophy. Cheers!

I put in a banner.

Proclaiming that JFK is alive and well and living in Guatemala.

I put in a bank stick

Austin8 · Sep 7, 2011

YoursSINSerely said:
and, the glass is as big as your trophy. Cheers!

I put in a banner.

but the banner has quit banning banty rooster for the barnyard.

I put in a old bread board.

Hp: but when we gauge the vault it's empty.

I put in a sourdough starter recipe

YoursSINSerely · Sep 7, 2011

Handley_Page said:
Proclaiming that JFK is alive and well and living in Guatemala.

I put in a bank stick

and, you pull up a little garter snack when you were looking for the other garter.

I put in a torn stocking.

Austin8 · Sep 7, 2011

I got shit all messed up sorry, Im a little rusty!

YoursSINSerely · Sep 7, 2011

Austin8 said:
but the banner has quit banning banty rooster for the barnyard.

I put in a old bread board.

Hp: but when we gauge the vault it's empty.

I put in a sourdough starter recipe

and, I add a cup of sugar.

I put in a half cup of water.

Austin8 · Sep 7, 2011

YoursSINSerely said:
and, I add a cup of sugar.

I put in a half cup of water.

Howdy Bar, how are ya?

YoursSINSerely · Sep 7, 2011

Austin8 said:
I got shit all messed up sorry, Im a little rusty!

No, you didn't. I think you are well oiled! :kiss:

YoursSINSerely · Sep 7, 2011

Austin8 said:
Howdy Bar, how are ya?

Good to see you, A! :heart:

Austin8 · Sep 7, 2011

YoursSINSerely said:
Good to see you, A!

good seein' you too gal!

YoursSINSerely · Sep 7, 2011

Austin8 said:
good seein' you too gal!

and, I put in a nice photo so you can remember me.

I put in a frame.

Austin8 · Sep 7, 2011

YoursSINSerely said:
and, I put in a nice photo so you can remember me.

I put in a frame.

Im headed out close to supper, see yall later!

Tell ol' Hp he's in my prayers

YoursSINSerely · Sep 7, 2011

Austin8 said:
Im headed out close to supper, see yall later!

Tell ol' Hp he's in my prayers

Hope it's a super supper!

HP is in all our prayers. :heart:

Tio_Narratore · Sep 8, 2011

YoursSINSerely said:
Hope it's a super supper!

HP is in all our prayers.

and the din demands heaven's immediate attention.

I put in four hundred Nahua prayer papers...

YoursSINSerely · Sep 8, 2011

Tio_Narratore said:
and the din demands heaven's immediate attention.

I put in four hundred Nahua prayer papers...

and, there is peace and hormony for bodies and souls.

I put in an Indian dream catcher, complete with feathers.

TE999 · Sep 8, 2011

YoursSINSerely said:
and, there is peace and hormony for bodies and souls.

I put in an Indian dream catcher, complete with feathers.

and you get back an Indian dream about the buffalo.

I put in a basket of adorable kittens ...

YoursSINSerely · Sep 8, 2011

TE999 said:
and you get back an Indian dream about the buffalo.

I put in a basket of adorable kittens ...

and, a little old lady adopts them all.

I put in a homemade apple pie and a kiss goodnight. :kiss:

Tio_Narratore · Sep 9, 2011

YoursSINSerely said:
and, a little old lady adopts them all.

I put in a homemade apple pie and a kiss goodnight.

and you get an old-fashioned cuddle in bed.

I put in a sunny Saturday morning...

Handley_Page · Sep 9, 2011

Tio_Narratore said:
and you get an old-fashioned cuddle in bed.

I put in a sunny Saturday morning...

and an even bigger cuddle.

I put in a "Full English" breakfast.

[PS. Thanks for the prayers, folks; it's appreciated]

Noor · Sep 11, 2011

Handley_Page said:
and an even bigger cuddle.

I put in a "Full English" breakfast.

[PS. Thanks for the prayers, folks; it's appreciated]

I eat the breakfast

and put in fish and chips

Handley_Page · Sep 11, 2011

Noor said:
I eat the breakfast

and put in fish and chips

which are consumed rapidly.

I put in a box of No 8 Brass woodscrews.

Tio_Narratore · Sep 12, 2011

Handley_Page said:
which are consumed rapidly.

I put in a box of No 8 Brass woodscrews.

and you're all tuckered out from all that screwing.

I put in a high-protein recovery diet...

YoursSINSerely · Sep 12, 2011

Tio_Narratore said:
and you're all tuckered out from all that screwing.

I put in a high-protein recovery diet...

Meat! Meat! Meat! That's all I think about.

I put in a girl with a little bit of fat.

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