Old 04-18-2013, 02:28 PM   #267876
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you are just assuming that the title is correct...my guess would be that grandma is driving


I have given power-of-attorney and instructions that I am to be euthanised at the earlier of: a) age 80 or b) the commission of a similar driving error.



 

Old 04-18-2013, 02:40 PM   #267877
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Old 04-18-2013, 02:48 PM   #267878
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Watch this now! You will not regret it!
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Old 04-18-2013, 02:50 PM   #267879
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That was disturbing on many levels.
 

Old 04-18-2013, 02:51 PM   #267880
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In Soviet Russia, you suck vac!
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Old 04-18-2013, 02:52 PM   #267881
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Now watch this.
 

Old 04-18-2013, 02:57 PM   #267882
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Fucking. Best. Thing. Ever.
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Old 04-18-2013, 03:05 PM   #267883
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I've had an unhealthy obsession with that video for months now. I can't help but smile and just crack up every time I watch it.
 

Old 04-18-2013, 03:08 PM   #267884
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Old 04-18-2013, 03:10 PM   #267885
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The dog opened the shower door last night and got in with me. OPENED THE SHOWER DOOR!

And then she made me dry her with my hair dryer. She and I might be a little too close.
 

Old 04-18-2013, 03:11 PM   #267886
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The dog opened the shower door last night and got in with me. OPENED THE SHOWER DOOR!

And then she made me dry her with my hair dryer. She and I might be a little too close.

That is just too cute.
 

Old 04-18-2013, 03:16 PM   #267887
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That is just too cute.
She is but damn she's my shadow. Then I woke up this morning with her head on my pillow, spooning. She's such a love bug but geez, give me a little room to breathe.

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Old 04-18-2013, 03:17 PM   #267888
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We're gonna be zillionaires!
You too? Isn't it amazing?
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Old 04-18-2013, 03:29 PM   #267889
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She is but damn she's my shadow. Then I woke up this morning with her head on my pillow, spooning. She's such a love bug but geez, give me a little room to breathe.

Been there before with cats, getting a mouthful of fur aint cool.
 

Old 04-18-2013, 03:50 PM   #267890
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I thought you might relate.
 

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Been there before with cats, getting a mouthful of fur aint cool.
fur ball!
 

Old 04-18-2013, 03:54 PM   #267893
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Yes, I have furry balls.
 

Old 04-18-2013, 03:54 PM   #267894
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I thought you might relate.
They're like herd of wild horses every night as soon as I turn the night light off.
So yes, I very relate.
 

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Yes, I have furry balls.
Ummm... yes, yes you do.
 

Old 04-18-2013, 04:00 PM   #267896
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Ugh, I don't know what to make as a cake of a day tomorrow for guys.
I'm not feeling love.
 

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Old 04-18-2013, 04:25 PM   #267899
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Old 04-18-2013, 04:25 PM   #267900
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someone should complain about the potholes...


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