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Old 10-28-2013, 12:15 PM   #18576
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This is waaay cool. I used to be told I had very nice handwriting (you younger folks, look it up! ), but this makes my penmanship look like a doctor writing a prescription
I sometimes wonder if penmanship is a lost art.
 

Old 10-28-2013, 01:23 PM   #18577
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I sometimes wonder if penmanship is a lost art.
You probably needn't wonder.
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Old 10-28-2013, 01:28 PM   #18578
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Old 10-28-2013, 07:26 PM   #18579
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SW, that was really beautiful. It is definitely an art, and one I hope keeps breathing for lifetimes to come. Thank you for sharing it.

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For me today, some completely inappropriate reasons and then a really good deep breath.

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Old 10-28-2013, 07:35 PM   #18580
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My writing partner.

My peri-menopause is back with a vengeance and life is not fun for me these days. My raging hormones sometimes result in actual rage.

Thank goodness for a writing partner who is patient and willing to wait out my storms.
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Old 10-28-2013, 11:04 PM   #18581
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My writing partner.

My peri-menopause is back with a vengeance and life is not fun for me these days. My raging hormones sometimes result in actual rage.

Thank goodness for a writing partner who is patient and willing to wait out my storms.
Well, *he* might be patient, but I want those next three books to read NOW!
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Old 10-29-2013, 07:27 AM   #18582
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Old 10-29-2013, 10:39 AM   #18583
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Old 10-29-2013, 11:07 AM   #18584
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My interview date was pushed back 2 weeks... So far the part if me thinking "Opportunity to pull yourself together" has a marginal edge over "Oh dear god what if someone else ends up more qualified & impressive than me?"

Everyone keeps telling me to breathe, so I'm breathing. Barely. lol
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Old 10-29-2013, 03:07 PM   #18586
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Whilst eating dinner this evening, son (16) said "mum, I need to have a talk to you after. Just you and me. In private"....

Uh-oh....

So I said is it school? No, he replied. Ok, is it medical? Nope. Ok, er......

"IS YOUR GIRLFRIEND PREGNANT????" from daughter (12)...

You see, when there's an elephant in the room, she just shoots it!
 

Old 10-29-2013, 11:04 PM   #18587
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Old 10-30-2013, 09:37 AM   #18588
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Whilst eating dinner this evening, son (16) said "mum, I need to have a talk to you after. Just you and me. In private"....

Uh-oh....

So I said is it school? No, he replied. Ok, is it medical? Nope. Ok, er......

"IS YOUR GIRLFRIEND PREGNANT????" from daughter (12)...

You see, when there's an elephant in the room, she just shoots it!
Well!!!!!!!!!! Is She????????

(With huge apologies to desertslave, but we need to know - don't we??)
 

Old 10-30-2013, 10:46 AM   #18589
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Waking up next to a beautiful girl.

And a very welcome, surprise phone call that made my morning that much better.

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Old 10-30-2013, 10:48 AM   #18590
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Well!!!!!!!!!! Is She????????

(With huge apologies to desertslave, but we need to know - don't we??)
That was *my* instinctive response when I read your post... but I didn't want to be intrusive.



But is she?
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Old 10-30-2013, 11:35 AM   #18591
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Well, *he* might be patient, but I want those next three books to read NOW!
LOL. Writing as fast as I can, SW. Promise.
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Old 10-30-2013, 11:37 AM   #18592
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LOL. Writing as fast as I can, SW. Promise.
I know you (plural) are. I'm just not very good at the patience thing, yanno?
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Old 10-30-2013, 02:33 PM   #18593
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Well!!!!!!!!!! Is She????????

(With huge apologies to desertslave, but we need to know - don't we??)
ROFL I'm intrigued, too! What's the story????
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Old 10-30-2013, 06:05 PM   #18594
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Oh, all is fine - the story was quite sweet really

Son is going to a gig next Monday and wants to buy girlfriend a band t shirt from the merchandise stall afterwards. He won't have quite enough cash with this week's allowance, so he was appealing to the holder of the purse strings for an advance on next week's money

And here I was, thinking the worst!
 

Old 10-30-2013, 11:36 PM   #18595
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squee!!

oh, f*ck it... SQUEE!!!

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Old 10-30-2013, 11:38 PM   #18596
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Old 10-31-2013, 09:38 AM   #18597
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Boston Red Sox
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squee!!

oh, f*ck it... SQUEE!!!

In perhaps one of the strangest of all World Series: One game with an unprecedented walk-off obstruction, and one game with an unprecedented game-ending pick-off. If for no other reason than those two plays, the 2013 World Series will be remembered longer than Bill Buckner.
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Old 10-31-2013, 09:43 AM   #18598
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Flirting with two old soldiers selling Remembrance Day poppies. They must have both been in their 80s but they were as frisky as teenagers
 

Old 10-31-2013, 09:48 AM   #18599
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Flirting with two old soldiers selling Remembrance Day poppies. They must have both been in their 80s but they were as frisky as teenagers
We old vets may not be as "ready to arms" as we once were, but we still have the memories and we love to add a touch of color to the young lassies' cheeks!
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Old 10-31-2013, 10:44 AM   #18600
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And the crowd went WILD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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