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Old 08-09-2012, 06:52 AM   #16051
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F's face and not so convincing list of reasons when I asked 'why?' after he told me his employers had asked if he would be willling to do an interview on the news, and he turned them down and suggested his manager. He so does not like attention...except from me it seems.

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Old 08-09-2012, 10:41 AM   #16052
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Old 08-09-2012, 02:19 PM   #16053
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My own stupidity.

Last evening this fancy (to me) slicer called a mandolin arrived. I have a buttload of cabbage in the garden ready to turn into sauer kraut and I burned up my food processor making black walnut butter last fall, and apparently the kitchenaid shredder attachment is prone to striiping the stand mixer gears, so I ain't goin' there.

So, today I've got a mess of hot peppers to turn into pickled pepper rings and I thought it would be cool to play with the new toy by slicing them up on the mandolin; which it was until I sliced the tip of my finger off. Yes, I did read to use the finger guard, and I was gonna...once the pepper was a wee but shorter so would fit better.

Oops. So here I sit typing (left handed), laughing at my stupid self waiting for the bleeding to stop...and that damned hot pepper juice in an open wound to stop stinging.
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Old 08-09-2012, 02:29 PM   #16054
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.... that damned hot pepper juice in an open wound ....
Ouch. My sympathies.
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Old 08-09-2012, 04:46 PM   #16055
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Ouch. My sympathies.
Nooo, Sir Winston! It is to laugh. I've found finding the humor in things is best, especially when one is as prone to klutz-ery as I am; I think it was just last summer that oak tree jumped right out in front of me, assaulting me and the tractor.

Life is also wont to make me the butt of Her practical jokes, but this time it was sheer st00pid.

<-----they call me, "Grace"

I think what I need now is super glue, to hold that flap of skin down while my hands are in water...can't sting any worse than the hot pepper juice .
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Old 08-09-2012, 04:47 PM   #16056
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Old 08-09-2012, 05:06 PM   #16057
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Actually, I think this belongs in a "WTF?" thread, but I don't seem to find one:

Eponymous threads. Especially those that don't lend themselves to any kind of discussion.
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Old 08-09-2012, 09:41 PM   #16058
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Old 08-09-2012, 10:07 PM   #16059
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Old 08-10-2012, 02:49 AM   #16060
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Spending the evening with friends, chatting, creating and having some silly stream-of-consciousness discussions that had us all laughing.
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Old 08-10-2012, 10:44 AM   #16061
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Old 08-10-2012, 12:01 PM   #16062
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Old 08-10-2012, 12:26 PM   #16063
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I still remember how to make string figures!
I'm impressed. When I last tried i did manage the Cat's Cradle but then it turned into non-intentional self-bondage.=)
 

Old 08-10-2012, 12:37 PM   #16064
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I'm impressed. When I last tried i did manage the Cat's Cradle but then it turned into non-intentional self-bondage.=)
I notice that if I start to think about what I'm doing, I completely mess it up. But if I close my eyes and just let my fingers do their thing, I still can do quite a few figures.

I also found this site with videos and text how-to's, so now I've learned a couple of more.
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Old 08-13-2012, 05:47 PM   #16065
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Old 08-14-2012, 08:44 AM   #16066
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Old 08-14-2012, 10:05 AM   #16067
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Old 08-14-2012, 02:33 PM   #16068
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Old 08-14-2012, 03:07 PM   #16069
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SirW, this seems to be ample proof that you need a vacation...or a life.
 

Old 08-14-2012, 04:13 PM   #16070
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SirW, this seems to be ample proof that you need a vacation...or a life.
A vacation. A lonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggg vacation.
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Old 08-14-2012, 04:17 PM   #16071
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Old 08-14-2012, 10:54 PM   #16072
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SirW, this seems to be ample proof that you need a vacation...or a life.
I ink anus vacation would be just the thing.
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Such good news.

Maybe.

Possibly.

Trying hard not to jinx it by wanting it to the point of showing I want it. Badly. Or by counting my honey badgers before they're badassed.

I try to assuage my craving by saying, well, there might be someone out there better qualified, or better educated, or just... better. But I don't believe it.

I do love the Tao, but I simply suck at taking things as they come.
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Such good news.

Maybe.

Possibly.

Trying hard not to jinx it by wanting it to the point of showing I want it. Badly. Or by counting my honey badgers before they're badassed.

I try to assuage my craving by saying, well, there might be someone out there better qualified, or better educated, or just... better. But I don't believe it.

I do love the Tao, but I simply suck at taking things as they come.
Fingers figuratively crossed, and the DGE antenna tuned and powered up.
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Old 08-15-2012, 02:14 AM   #16075
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