Joe_Bob_Gautama
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i'm a little bit concerned.
And I'm totally full of shit. So you should be concerned for different reasons.
Misquote the person above you AGAIN
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And I'm totally full of shit. So you should be concerned for different reasons.
MagicaPractica
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Hypoxia
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My heart is on fire / It's aflame with desire / Which is why I perspire / When we tango.Is that a match in your hand or are you just glad to see me?
MagicaPractica
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Joe_Bob_Gautama
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Eighties TV did have certain charm . . .
MagicaPractica
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It happens to us all, sooner or later.
MagicaPractica
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I won't argue but . . . a round peg in a square hole?
Hey . . . it fits!
loquere
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Hey, I'm not a repair man I'm a demolisher. Remember you called me lady, so you gonna let me work or what?
MagicaPractica
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Hypoxia
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They're totally quackers, I tell ya. But their eyes! So hypnotic! I could fall into a duck's eyes.
MagicaPractica
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walkingeagle
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Your crack is showing!
Do you think I'm a plumber?
MagicaPractica
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Oh good, I have a toilet that needs replacing. It has never flushed well.
MagicaPractica
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You might want to get your ears checked for wax. No, I said I found a hamburger in his tool set. Ewww.
Joe_Bob_Gautama
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Or avoid the TB altogether would be my advice.
MagicaPractica
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That does seem reasonable.
Joe_Bob_Gautama
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Keep the needles clean, work gently around the naughty bits, and do your utmost to talk tipsy young women out of getting tramp stamps with their boyfriends' names. They'll thank you for it later.
MagicaPractica
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You know, I don't think that's what the readers come here for.
Joe_Bob_Gautama
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Oh, sure, so am I, but after thrusting my engorged, lust-crazed self into a few slick, sacred vestibules, I'm still gonna want to curl up with a good book and some Ben & Jerry's. A little of this, a little of that. Life requires balance.
MagicaPractica
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Listen, I'm just saying you can't judge all books by Fifty Shades of Grey. Try a different one!
LizVegas79
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I'm not reading pornography! I'm reading literature!
MagicaPractica
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Darling, I would never try to make you do something you didn't want to but . . . what if I read it out loud to you?
MagicaPractica
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I got it at the liquor store. It's something new from our favorite vineyard. The label says Be Negative. They also had A Positive and Oh!
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If you hold my hair while I puke real quick I'll show you how much I appreciate it afterwards.
