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Ladies what's the wierdest thing you stuck in you're pussy?

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My Second Wife Got Pissed One Night And Admitted That As A Teenager When Her Parents Were Out She Would Go To Her Bedroom Strip And Insert A Chocolate Bar Into Her Pussy And Let The Dog Lick It Out.
We Never Owned A Dog But I Occasionally Gave A Bark When Eating Her After Sex.
 
METALMICKY said:
My Second Wife Got Pissed One Night And Admitted That As A Teenager When Her Parents Were Out She Would Go To Her Bedroom Strip And Insert A Chocolate Bar Into Her Pussy And Let The Dog Lick It Out.
We Never Owned A Dog But I Occasionally Gave A Bark When Eating Her After Sex.
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This is wrong on many levels... for one thing, chocolate is bad for dogs! LOL
 
RawHumor said:
This is wrong on many levels... for one thing, chocolate is bad for dogs! LOL
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Ha ha.

Beer, wine, shampoo Bottles, food, deodorant, hairspray cans, fluffy toys and dolls on my clit. Not all at the same time lol. I think my strangest so far is the detatchable base end of a pool stick, in a bar. Rather thick and a good length. I didn't finish myself off with it as we were with a few friends. My boyfriend at the time dared me due to what I was saying about it. His friends were impressed, mine only slightly less. :p
 
DollyFox said:
Ha ha.

Beer, wine, shampoo Bottles, food, deodorant, hairspray cans, fluffy toys and dolls on my clit. Not all at the same time lol. I think my strangest so far is the detatchable base end of a pool stick, in a bar. Rather thick and a good length. I didn't finish myself off with it as we were with a few friends. My boyfriend at the time dared me due to what I was saying about it. His friends were impressed, mine only slightly less. :p
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Nothing like potting the pink :D
 
DollyFox said:
Ha ha.

Beer, wine, shampoo Bottles, food, deodorant, hairspray cans, fluffy toys and dolls on my clit. Not all at the same time lol. I think my strangest so far is the detatchable base end of a pool stick, in a bar. Rather thick and a good length. I didn't finish myself off with it as we were with a few friends. My boyfriend at the time dared me due to what I was saying about it. His friends were impressed, mine only slightly less. :p
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Thats the idea Dolly, which did you find the best?

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Geesh, over the years I have tried everything. Veggies, bottles, handles to all kinds of household items, hairspray and shampoo containers....then moving onto plastic water bottles, filled with warm water, on the days I wanted to fill completely stretched and filled.
 
Years ago chocolate, and I still remember being amazed that it melted! Don't quite know what I was expecting at the time.
Also a frozen banana. That was great but it didn't stay frozen long enough
 
LegsOpenedWide said:
Years ago chocolate, and I still remember being amazed that it melted! Don't quite know what I was expecting at the time.
Also a frozen banana. That was great but it didn't stay frozen long enough
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I am a self confessed chocoholic, it would be a pleasure to lick the melted chocolate in to my mouth :(
 
My weirdest.........would have to be the first guy I ever did it with. Looking back he was not only weird but perhaps downright strange. I have no earthly idea what I could've been thinking.
 
southern_gal said:
My weirdest.........would have to be the first guy I ever did it with. Looking back he was not only weird but perhaps downright strange. I have no earthly idea what I could've been thinking.
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I was drinking a cup of tea, and that post nearly cost me a keyboard!

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My Ex-Boyfriend. Once asked me , to let him watch me put a Garden Hoe up my fanny. After I tried it . I have to say it was actually quite a nice sensation.
 
Anybody say electric toothbrush yet? That spinning little brush was the only way I could cum for years as a young teenager! My first vibrator! Lol
 
Of everything I've used over the decades (all my dad's tools, foods, random seem-like-it-would-feel-good objects) the oddest is probably the most random. Many years ago i was in one of my out of the way hiding spots, smoking stolen cigarettes and rubbing, and I found a half buried soldier action figure in the dirt. I cleaned it off a it and that thought hit me, that thought that hits everyone "I can masturbate with this". So I did. No idea how it got there, when it got there or why it got there but we were intimate on that day lol.
 
mara101 said:
Of everything I've used over the decades (all my dad's tools, foods, random seem-like-it-would-feel-good objects) the oddest is probably the most random. Many years ago i was in one of my out of the way hiding spots, smoking stolen cigarettes and rubbing, and I found a half buried soldier action figure in the dirt. I cleaned it off a it and that thought hit me, that thought that hits everyone "I can masturbate with this". So I did. No idea how it got there, when it got there or why it got there but we were intimate on that day lol.
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G-Spot Joe?
 
mara101 said:
Bam! But seriously, thinking back it was probably pretty awesome, given the shapes and angles.
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Buzz, woody, or G-spot joe would be a tough decision, but a woody with spurs sounds interesting.
I'll be clean up clyde
 
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