LizVegas79
Naughty Advice Doc
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"Thank you, fairy godmother"
"Pitching a tent here is strictly forbidden. Let me take care of that for you."
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"Thank you, fairy godmother"
"Pitching a tent here is strictly forbidden. Let me take care of that for you."
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, right?
What; a tent in the desert ?
I'm extremely eager to feel your massive "tentpole", handsome.
(Just give it all you've got!)
Oh! Maj! I haven't seen you here in far too long.
Oh! Maj! I haven't seen you here in far too long.
I quite agree.
Good Morning Maj, Tio.
Wake up, HP; I think the phone's for you.
Oh my god...
Lol
"If you'd put the mains-plug back in, you wouldn't have to worry."
He does this sort of thing quite a lot. . . .
Come back to bed, HP!
And just - plug it in.
OK, will do.
PS. What was it you wanted plugging in ?
Okay - but right now I'm busy taking care of HP.
Is it my turn on top yet?
I believe so. HOP ON ENJOY THE RIDE!
Can I wear my cowgirl hat and boots?
OK, but you have to take the spurs off
And learn to use the Sewing Machine. . . .
Fancy a cup of tea, HP?
(Among other things.)
How nice to wake up to you...Would you like me to tickle your 'fancy?'
Gerroff you devil; she's ticking mine!
Have you fed the Dragon yet ?