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There was a hot girl from Japan
Who liked wearing a thong and a tan
Her pussy tasted like sushi
Making up for the mooshy
And attracted a studly young man
 
Jen often posted nude pictures
Making men and women want to lick her
her followers on Tumbir
 
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Jen often posted nude pictures
Making men and women want to lick her
her followers on Tumblr
Were great in number
 
Jen often posted nude pictures
Making men and women want to lick her
her followers on Tumblr
Were great in number
Who fought to be her victor
 
Ben roared like a lion in heat
Excited from his head to his feet
 
Ben roared like a lion in heat
Excited from his head to his feet
He shook his great mane
 
Ben roared like a lion in heat
Excited from his head to his feet
He shook his great mane
Mounted her again
 
Ben roared like a lion in heat
Excited from his head to his feet
He shook his great mane
Mounted her again
As she road with delight on his meat
 
I knew a gnome who loved to moon
So endowed he made the girls swoon
They all praised his size
 
I knew a gnome who loved to moon
So endowed he made the girls swoon
They all praised his size
Tho he warn't too wise
 
I knew a gnome who loved to moon
So endowed he made the girls swoon
They all praised his size
Tho he warn't too wise
And his farts boomed like a bassoon
 
Tim entered the room with a boner
Declaring he was a sperm donor
There were no takers
 
Tim entered the room with a boner
Declaring he was a sperm donor
There were no takers
Just belly achers
So for sex, he was a loner
 
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Della offered the author her flower
By spreading her lips in the shower
 
Della offered the author her flower
By spreading her lips in the shower
They humped in the spray
 
Della offered the author her flower
By spreading her lips in the shower
They humped in the spray
They humped the whole day
 
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