Alaska is my home, come visit and leave your cash

thør · May 2, 2014

Tourists say the damnedest things!

On the way to the bus from the boat, one was heard to say to another, "What do you think the elevation is here in Alaska?"

For more Alaska stuff, see my old thread: Today in Anchorage

Saint Peter · May 2, 2014

Is that one of those Deadliest Catch boats?

thør · May 2, 2014

Saint Peter said:
Is that one of those Deadliest Catch boats?

More like "the Deadliest Snatch"

Aquagal · May 2, 2014

Awww, here's to your new thread, thør.

Fucking mosquitoes got me today, three times! I'm gonna get a skeeter propane thingy next week though, I hate bug dope.

thør · May 2, 2014

Aquagal said:
Awww, here's to your new thread, thør.

Fucking mosquitoes got me today, three times! I'm gonna get a skeeter propane thingy next week though, I hate bug dope.

Did you snitch that bottle from my cellar?

islandman · May 2, 2014

Mosquitoes on May 1st???

Saint Peter · May 2, 2014

islandman said:
Mosquitoes on May 1st???

The size of basset hounds.

Aquagal · May 2, 2014

thør said:
Did you snitch that bottle from my cellar?

Shhhh...

islandman said:
Mosquitoes on May 1st???

I saw them last week at the window taunting my kittens, today they got me in the garden.

islandman · May 2, 2014

Saint Peter said:
The size of basset hounds.

Aquagal said:
I saw them last week at the window taunting my kittens, today they got me in the garden.

Sounds like a job for a shotgun.

thør · May 2, 2014

islandman said:
Mosquitoes on May 1st???

Big ones.

I cut two steaks off one I killed last Monday and grilled them for dinner.

gotsnowgotslush · May 2, 2014

I would rather sit around, and chew the whale meat.

Tourist question: Does whale meat have a taste, that is similar to something else, that is edible ?

(I have a feeling, that it will not taste like chicken.)

thør · May 2, 2014

gotsnowgotslush said:
I would rather sit around, and chew the whale meat.

Tourist question: Does whale meat have a taste, that is similar to something else, that is edible ?

(I have a feeling, that it will not taste like chicken.)

Always take a small piece of muktuk to chew, because it expands in your mouth.

lovetoread · May 2, 2014

thør said:
Always take a small piece of muktuk to chew, because it expands in your mouth.

I have the urge to make a penis remark.

Aquagal · May 2, 2014

The description I got to compare whale meat to was, 80 yr old pussy that hadn't been washed in a couple of months.

angie33 · May 2, 2014

Aquagal said:
The description I got to compare whale meat to was, 80 yr old pussy that hadn't been washed in a couple of months.

Aquagal · May 2, 2014

angie33 said:

That was his exact reaction when trying to eat it too.

What say you, thør?

gotsnowgotslush · May 2, 2014

In that case, I will stick to chewing whale skin, and whale blubber. Better than Wonderbread, at least.

thør · May 2, 2014

lovetoread said:
I have the urge to make a penis remark.

Do it!

Aquagal said:
That was his exact reaction when trying to eat it too.

What say you, thør?

Whale meat and muktuk are two different items. Muktuk is not my favorite but I'm more polite than that girl. Whale meat cooked fresh is not bad. The locals like to store it in the ice cellar for a while until it ferments and that's not my idea of good eating.

gotsnowgotslush · May 2, 2014

Well, I do like oysters- raw, cooked, dried- and oyster sauce. Does it taste like oysters ?

thør · May 2, 2014

gotsnowgotslush said:
Well, I do like oysters- raw, cooked, dried- and oyster sauce. Does it taste like oysters ?

No, but it tastes better than seal.

LiFeNdEaTh · May 2, 2014

loooks good.. but fuck the cold bro, that ain't for me fosure.

Aquagal · May 2, 2014

LiFeNdEaTh said:
loooks good.. but fuck the cold bro, that ain't for me fosure.

It's 64 right now, how warm are you?

MonaLittle · May 2, 2014

Aquagal said:
It's 64 right now, how warm are you?

That's just wrong. It's only 47° in Chicago.

Aquagal · May 2, 2014

MonaLittle said:
That's just wrong. It's only 47° in Chicago.

thør · May 2, 2014

MonaLittle said:
That's just wrong. It's only 47° in Chicago.

Might be down to 47°F when I get outta the hockey arena this evening. Still gonna need sunglasses!

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