Old 12-16-2007, 11:58 AM   #8876
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In local news, a man was found drowned in a bathtub full of milk and Rice Krispies. It is believed to be the work of a cereal killer.
 

Old 12-16-2007, 01:08 PM   #8877
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In local news, a man was found drowned in a bathtub full of milk and Rice Krispies. It is believed to be the work of a cereal killer.

Snap Crackle and Pop have been detained for questioning.
 

Old 12-16-2007, 02:49 PM   #8878
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Snap Crackle and Pop have been detained for questioning.
Crackle's the bad one. He's been nothing but trouble since he joined the group. They had to cancel their last three concerts in Italy & none of them can go back to Japan.

Snap & Pop are actually talking to Tony the Tiger's agent. He's supposed to be looking for a new gig.
 

Old 12-16-2007, 02:58 PM   #8879
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Crackle's the bad one. He's been nothing but trouble since he joined the group. They had to cancel their last three concerts in Italy & none of them can go back to Japan.

Snap & Pop are actually talking to Tony the Tiger's agent. He's supposed to be looking for a new gig.
That's Grrrrreat! Better than the leprechaun they were considering. I don't care how 'lucky' his charms are.
 

Old 12-16-2007, 06:17 PM   #8880
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That's Grrrrreat! Better than the leprechaun they were considering. I don't care how 'lucky' his charms are.

Rumour has it that Tony was implicated in some questionable eating practises while he was in India visiting relatives last month.
 

Old 12-16-2007, 07:19 PM   #8881
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Isn't that just like a big pussy?
 

Old 12-16-2007, 07:31 PM   #8882
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Isn't that just like a big pussy?
Tiger Tiger burning bright,
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Dare frame thy fearful symmetry?

(yeah, I know, what the hell did Blake think he was doing rhyming "eye" and "symmetry". but since he was a big-deal, I guess he got away with it.)
 

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Tiger Tiger burning bright,
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(yeah, I know, what the hell did Blake think he was doing rhyming "eye" and "symmetry". but since he was a big-deal, I guess he got away with it.)
I am the cat who walks alone and to me all places are alike.
 

Old 12-16-2007, 09:14 PM   #8884
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